Quote Me!

[RogertheBodger]

Hi Guys and Girls,

I have Found a few Quotes for your amusement, on two topics we can all relate to, so if you like quotes too, lets hear some, pick a subject………………..



I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it

- W C Fields

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

- Tim Allen


Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.

- Anonymous

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde

The only thing worse than being talked about – is not being talked about

- Telectrix (stolen by Oscar Wilde!)

 

[Sintra]

Nobody notices anything i do untill i don't do it!!!!

 

[RogertheBodger]

But we love you all the same!

 

[Paul.M]

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Thomas A. Edison or Tiger Woods divorce counciler

 

[RogertheBodger]

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Thomas A. Edison or Tiger Woods divorce counciler

Is that the number of Tigers women Paul? because coincidentally, it's my Handicap.

 

[Phil]

Out of my mind;
back in 5 minutes

 

[Phil]

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - That's because she changes it more often.

 

[Paul.M]

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.


Albert Einstein

 

[Phil]

Action is the real measure of intelligence.

 

[Phil]

and for anyone who has teenage kids this statement is so so true

"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."

 

[Paul.M]

What this power is I cannot say; all I know is that it exists and it becomes available only when a man is in that state of mind in which he knows exactly what he wants and is fully determined not to quit until he finds it.
Alexander Graham Bell

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.
Alexander Graham Bell

Like both of them.

 

[Phil]

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
Sam Ewing

 

[RogertheBodger]

Out of my mind;
back in 5 minutes

Who said that Phil?

 

[RogertheBodger]

The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.

Omar Khyyam

A good one for some of you posters to remember.

 

[Phil]

Who said that Phil?

can`t remember mate sounds a bit like an ozzie osbourne statement though mind you five minutes of the inlaws being here today and i was out of my mind too