Quote Me!

[malcolmsanford]

Either that wallpaper goes or I do

Oscar Wilde on his death bed

 

[Colin Integrale]

Red sky at night, my flock's alight.

 

[Kamikaze]

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.

 

[Des 56]

I was going to reply, but each time I try and think of a quote,a joke pops up,oh crap this is the nearest

"Wherever this arrow falls thats where to bury me"
Robin Hood, on his deathbed





On top of the wardrobe it is then

 

[dcelec]

"its nice to be important ,but more important to be nice "

 

[Kamikaze]

The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.

Omar Khyyam

A good one for some of you posters to remember.

I like Omar Khayyam but have to admit I'm a sucker for the works of Democritus; "Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion".

And on a more lighthearted note: I am in my right mind, now, clear-headed and free of the murky darkness of ignorance, brought upon me by my continual, bitter reading of those abominable books of electrical trickery. - Don Quixote but improvised with a Telectrix quote.

As Omar Khayyam would say: "A hair divides what is false and true".

 

[RogertheBodger]

"its nice to be important ,but more important to be nice "

Another good one for posters to remember.

 

[Colin Integrale]

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.

Brilliant! I've been trying to remember that one. Nice one.

 

[telectrix]

people who live in glass houses should have a contract with autoglass

 

[RogertheBodger]

What do you get when you cross an Insomniac, an Agnostic and a Dyslexic-
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a Dog.

If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear It again

Groucho Marx

 

[RogertheBodger]

Quotes – Sort of.


THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

 

[Kamikaze]

Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

 

[Kamikaze]

It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another.

 

[Kamikaze]

Get ur facts first. then u can distort them as u like.

 

[RogertheBodger]

Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Will Shriner