Quote of the week.

[Clive P]

Hi,

Just looking up some prices for Hager RCBO's on the net, one of the links took me to e*ay where there was one for sale.

It said , "used but in great condition".

Mmmmm.

Regards.

 

[telectrix]

saw similar ... better late ( delayed ) than late ( departed ).

 

[dan86]

lol!
I'd never heard it worded like that before.i've always said-
betters late in this life than early in the next

 

[markc123]

I was once driving around a caravan park, and all the RAMP signs had been grafitied down the park....was driving along the main strip and just saw "tramp" "cramp" "amp" "ram" and a few more i can't quite remember. Childish, but at 7:30am i found it quite amusing.

 

[bigbaddave]

Talking about flee bay. Anyone seen that picture of that bird selling a yellow dress?

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I was once driving around a caravan park, and all the RAMP signs had been grafitied down the park....was driving along the main strip and just saw "tramp" "cramp" "amp" "ram" and a few more i can't quite remember. Childish, but at 7:30am i found it quite amusing.

Simple things make me chuckle too

 

[dan86]

yeah, it was all over the Internet and in the papers!

 

[ste mac]

Seen a sign in a factory toilet once that read "Our aim is to keep Britian tidy, your aim will help!"

 

[dan86]

Seen a sign in a factory toilet once that read "Our aim is to keep Britian tidy, your aim will help!"

that's a good one!

 

[Octopus]

that's a good one!

Thats a very old one

 

[Adam W]

I was once driving around a caravan park, and all the RAMP signs had been grafitied down the park....was driving along the main strip and just saw "tramp" "cramp" "amp" "ram" and a few more i can't quite remember. Childish, but at 7:30am i found it quite amusing.

I once saw a sign painted onto a loading bay wall which originally said "No Parking" but had been modified to say "No Barking".

 

[Adam W]

Seen a sign in a factory toilet once that read "Our aim is to keep Britian tidy, your aim will help!"

That reminds me of the classic sign in the gents toilets in pubs:
"We aim to please.
You aim too, please."

 

[Knobhead]

You lads should think you’re selves lucky.

Try a production environment.
“I didn’t touch anything!”

We used to go around the plant on a Saturday morning gathering up all the bits of bar, wood, wire, anything that could be used to prod, poke or mask a PX / LS.
By Monday afternoon they would have found something else!

The machine would defy all logic, it just did it on it’s own. (According to the machine operator).

No wonder I’m a bad tempered, cynical old barsteward.