Signwriting

[Adam W]

Why waste money on so-called 'professional' signwriting when you can achieve the same effect for a fraction of the cost by doing it yourself...

 

[uksparks]

I have seen a van just like this sayng he "sharps cizzors and nives" that was all done with marker pen too.

 

[Kamikaze]

I love how he is proud to be a drain cleaner and chimney sweep but won't lower himself to put Electrical Trainee on

He could be one of those microwave/boil in the bag sparks (ready in 2 minutes).:rofl:

 

[telectrix]

saw a nicely lettered up van today. the highlight was "dyson engineer". FFS , how is a vacuum cleaner repair man an engineer.

 

[Dcf]

Imagine that sitting in your drive.....wtf?
doesnt exactly install much confidence does it.

 

[7029 dave]

He could at least have used insulation tape.?

 

[trev]

He could at least have used insulation tape.?

Next time I'm up at my brother's place I'll take a photo of a decorator's van. He has done exactly that, used brown tape too.
Looks epic.

 

[Adam W]

saw a nicely lettered up van today. the highlight was "dyson engineer". FFS , how is a vacuum cleaner repair man an engineer.

I grabbed some of these off the web:

• Beverage Dissemination Officer - Barman
• Colour Distribution Technician - Painter & Decorator
• Customer Experience Enhancement Consultant - Shop Assistant
• Domestic Technician - Housewife
• Education Centre Nourishment Consultant - Dinner Lady
• Highway Environmental Hygienist - Road Sweeper
• Field Nourishment Consultant - Waitress
• Five a Day Collection Operative - Fruit Picker
• Front Line Customer Support Facilitator - Call Centre Worker
• Gastronomical Hygiene Technician - Dish Washer
• Mass Production Engineer - Factory Worker
• Media Distribution Officer - Paper Boy
• Mobile Sustenance Facilitator - Burger Van Worker
• Mortar Logistics Engineer - Labourer
• Petroleum Transfer Engineer - Petrol Station Assistant
• Recycling Operative - Bin Man
• Sanitation Consultant - Toilet Cleaner

At one time an officer was a policeman or high ranking member of the armed forces with a commission, an engineer was a professional person with an engineering degree, and the person washing the dishes in a hotel was the washer-up, back in the days when people were in no doubt as to what their job was, instead of being encouraged to get ideas above their station, ie 'jobsworths'.
Imagine a young lad's disappointment after getting through school never failing at anything, being made to feel like he's something special, fast-tracking into his first job as a Gastronomical Hygiene Technician, then being told his main duty is to scrape plates and wash up.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Here's another one for our Tony...

Instrument Technician. :smilielol5:

 

[trev]

Here's another one for our Tony...

Instrument Technician. :smilielol5:

Guitarist?

 

[djw]

Here's another one for our Tony...

Instrument Technician. :smilielol5:

Roadie?

 

[Marvo]

I put my head in my hands and weep. 'Engineer'.....who does he think he's kidding? Maybe 'oxygen thief' was too long to fit on the panel.

It should be a criminal offense.

 

[robd]

bloody polish or ukranian. city & guilds in chimney sweeping.

Can just read Kiev Engineering on there...that'll be Ukraine then. He should add master sign writer to that list!

 

[shanky887614]

Why waste money on so-called 'professional' signwriting when you can achieve the same effect for a fraction of the cost by doing it yourself...
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lol might txt them later lol.

looks like a 3 with number rubbed out
0777388459

 

[Octopus]

First impressions count - not sure what impression they intend making!

 

[Adam W]

lol might txt them later lol.

looks like a 3 with number rubbed out
0777388459

I think there have been 2 digits blanked out.
You could always search for him at companies house :biggrinjester: