Once upon a time I got my electricity from the Electricty Board...
my gas from the Gas Board...
my telephone from the GPO...
now, I get my gas and electricity and phone from Burger King, or someone...
Ahhh,that explains why i keep getting gherkins,ringing up about smart meters...
That bl@@dy Maxine Peake better not cross my path,if i have custard pies to hand...