Snip Bang!

[telectrix]

lad???? i's about same age as you geordie. only difference is i still got hair on me 'ed. not like a bird i once went out with. gorgeous long black hair down to her waist. none on her head, though.

 

[Geordie Spark]

lad???? i's about same age as you geordie. only difference is i still got hair on me 'ed. not like a bird i once went out with. gorgeous long black hair down to her waist. none on her head, though.

Aye, well ... I had hair on me 'ed an'all ............. until Tidyboiler's No. 3 Dowter attacked it with a hedge trimmer thing fitted with a No 1 blade guard .....

 

[ipf]

lad???? i's about same age as you geordie. only difference is i still got hair on me 'ed. not like a bird i once went out with. gorgeous long black hair down to her waist. none on her head, though.

Good lass.




No doubt

 

[moospark]

so was marianne faithful. LOL.

I always keep a mars bar in me bait box.

 

[Geordie Spark]

so was marianne faithful. LOL.

How would I know if she was faithful ??

I never met her in my life - despite the rumours to the contrary !!

 

[telectrix]

who do you think inspired paint it black and sympathy for the devil?

 

[Geordie Spark]

who do you think inspired paint it black and sympathy for the devil?

Don't look at me .. I had nowt to do with it!!

 

[telectrix]

wasn't that albert speers defence at nuremburg?

 

[Geordie Spark]

wasn't that albert speers defence at nuremburg?

Not just him ... ALL of them!

They all blamed the only bloke who wasn't there .... Hitler.

 

[telectrix]

nor was martin borman. at least they didn't blame us.

 

[Geordie Spark]

nor was martin borman. at least they didn't blame us.

They would have if we'd been there !!!

 

[telectrix]

lucky escape then. at the time, i was conceived but not born. LOL.

 

[Geordie Spark]

lucky escape then. at the time, i was conceived but not born. LOL.

That's just typical of you ..... anything to dodge responsibility !!