so what have you

[tazz]

Fully loaded shooter in the false ceiling of a bookies.

Now thats a goody fined

 

[tidyboiler]

Rumour has it that you found Geordie under the floorboards. Or is it that you're planning to put him there?

Actually tel, Geordie found me...... he calls me his treasure............ he dug me up. :dita:

 

[Carlosfandango]

An ancient 410 shotgun wrapped in binbags in the attic. The homeowner took it to the police to make sure it was not dodgy. I got a visit from the coppers to clarify his story!