STIG electrical quotes

[Paul.M]

"Some say" that scientist at Oxford combined the Stig and Tony Cable's DNA and produced Boris Johnson!!!!!

 

[Kamikaze]

"Some say" he likes Emma Clancy just how he likes his multifunction tester. On his lap, turned on and resistance free and his thoughts can be used as a Time Domain Reflectometer.

 

[Kamikaze]

"Some say" had he been a lecturer at the local technical college, Harness69 would have been able to string four words together.

 

[telectrix]

some say that he uses a calcard to wipe his arse, and that his underpants are calibrated every year.

 

[Kamikaze]

"Some say" he’s of god's prototypes. A high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die. All we know is, when he switches the lights off at the switch, he’s in bed before it gets dark.

 

[Pete999]

"Some say" STIG'S van doesn't need any racking, because he knows what the problem is before he leave home, and that his tools aren't insulated, he is immune to voltage and current. all we know is he is called Tony.

 

[Kamikaze]

"Some say" he doesn’t sugar coat s*** because he’s not Willy Wonka. All we know is, Emma Clancy lives rent-free in his head.

 

[telectrix]

some say he eats old copies of the regs for breakfast and evey 3 years he farts out amendments .

 

[Kamikaze]

"Some say" he reluctantly sacrificed his favourite comic “An illustrated explanation of earthed equipotential bonding” when he got caught short inside a building site toilet. All we know is, last nights curry was hotter than hell.

 

[telectrix]

some say he's retired from racing cars and taken yup sparking for a hobby, and that the only skid marks he now sees are in his underpants. all we know is he's called the stig.

 

[Paul.M]

"Some say" that his real name is Dan and he runs this forum!!!!!

 

[Kamikaze]

"Some say" his name is Tony because his name is Tony. All we know is, that if he went out dressed like that round our way, he would get the MDF kicked out of him. Bad hair day my ar$e!!!

 

[Kamikaze]

"Some say" coffee just isn't his cup of tea but all we know is, the sight of his part P certificate gives him an instant erect!0n.

 

[Paul.M]

If the Stig was an EIC Board member, he would get rid of any amendments and would write a book correctly the first time round!

 

[Paul.M]

"Some say" if he was in charge, the grey on 3 core + earth WILL be used as Neutral!