Strangest thing you have found in a property?

[Gavin John Hyde]

just reading another thread where somebody joked about using midgets to run cables and it got me thinking whats the strangest or most unusual thing you have found in a property?
Mine would have to be a pile of WW2 stuff under a floor.

Was working with a team rewiring a house in Swindon. When we pulled up the groundfloor floorboards we found some metal cases. We lifted them up and after a bit of banging and leverage discovered a collection of WW2 weapons, a couple of grenades a gas mask and few bits and bobs we didnt recognise that would be useful if you were looking to cause havoc. It was a one man army stockpile.
The owner said he recalled being told by his late dad that he hid stuff in the floor during WW2 in case the Germans invaded and had forgot all about it since his dad passed away a few years beforehand. His dad had been sent home after being injured at the start of the war and then was an auxiliary tasked with a sort of resistance type role in the event the Germans landed.
Having been a weapons technician in the forces myself prior to leaving through poor health I took it all into the back garden, i took the view we had just battered the boxes to open them up so it was quite stable. The Lee Enfield rifle, (cant recall which version) was rusty but the pistol was covered in an oil rag and looked fully operational, as was the shotgun. The ammo looked pretty good nick too. only slight discoloration on the casings and around the primer area. My colleagues went out the front whilst i carried it out back... not sure why? it was only a few grenades
When it was phoned in all hell broke loose. I got a right telling off by the police when we called them for moving it but the Royal Logistics Corp C/O just laughed when i told him my past career. Not sure what happened to it all after that - hopefully in a museum but the ammunition and grenades were destroyed elsewhere. but we were not popular with the neighbours for having them evacuated for a couple of hours! Most likely the only exciting thing to ever happen in Swindon..

Whats everybodys unusual discovery in a property?

 

[elsparko]

Reminded you of the ex wife?

never getting married, seen too many men lose almost 90% of their property to a woman who thinks because she cleans dishes after supper that she is entitled to half the home, and everything in it

my initial thought was that the cows had heard i love steak and chips with a bit of peppercorn sauce and were about to make steaks out of me

 

[elsparko]

another belter, 2 boys i worked with thought they had found some hash wrapped up in clingfilm, turns out upon further inspection that it was a used tampon.

 

[elsparko]

another belter, 2 boys i worked with thought they had found some hash wrapped up in clingfilm, turns out upon further inspection that it was a used tampon.

 

[Pete999]

another belter, 2 boys i worked with thought they had found some hash wrapped up in clingfilm, turns out upon further inspection that it was a used tampon.

Bet is was -----.

 

[elsparko]

Bet is was -----.

 

[Pete999]

I'll have what ever he's taken as long as it aint winnalot

 

[elsparko]

I'll have what ever he's taken as long as it aint winnalot

 

[Squid]

never getting married, seen too many men lose almost 90% of their property to a woman who thinks because she cleans dishes after supper that she is entitled to half the home, and everything in it

my initial thought was that the cows had heard i love steak and chips with a bit of peppercorn sauce and were about to make steaks out of me

Scottish, I thought so.......





;o))))))

 

[elsparko]

Scottish, I thought so.......





;o))))))

 

[Wilko]

Recently did a new circuit for immersion heater at a house where owner runs a new age wellness therapy business. Don't get me started ... Anyway, open the cupboard with CU to find it stuffed full of quartz crystal rocks. "Makes electricity less harmful" says owner. Probably stops DIY so true up to a point .

 

[elsparko]

Recently did a new circuit for immersion heater at a house where owner runs a new age wellness therapy business. Don't get me started ... Anyway, open the cupboard with CU to find it stuffed full of quartz crystal rocks. "Makes electricity less harmful" says owner. Probably stops DIY so true up to a point .

ive got some lucky heather if he/she is interested.

 

[freddo]

Was working in a house a few weeks ago that had a working salus wireless room stat, didn't expect to see that at all.

Another house had a coffin as a coffee table.

Went to look at a faulty TV, pulled the TV cabinet forward to find a whole load of dog turds behind the TV, the rest of the house was spotless.

Found a loft conversion the bungalow owners didn't know they had.

Fully working toilet outside in an open porch, there was a great view over the hills from the seat.

 

[elsparko]

Was working in a house a few weeks ago that had a working salus wireless room stat, didn't expect to see that at all.

Another house had a coffin as a coffee table.

Went to look at a faulty TV, pulled the TV cabinet forward to find a whole load of dog turds behind the TV, the rest of the house was spotless.

Found a loft conversion the bungalow owners didn't know they had.

Fully working toilet outside in an open porch, there was a great view over the hills from the seat.

so some folks do poop on their own doorstep..

 

[freddo]

lol,
And that reminded me of the house of a mentally unstable man we did work in, though replace doorstep with living room carpet.

 

[elsparko]

lol,
And that reminded me of the house of a mentally unstable man we did work in, though replace doorstep with living room carpet.

shirley such a man would have a carer to stop him making those choices?