Things an Electrician would never say

[SMB]

"..........could you please just get on with the job and drill it? Its only a little bit of asbestos."

 

[telectrix]

according to the NHS, it takes around 20 - 30 years for inhaled asbestos dust to affect you lungs, so I'll be OK at my age

 

[SMB]

Depends when you drilled your first piece of asbestos I reckon.

I worked in the marine environment as a trainee electrician. I think thats where much of the the more dangerous stuff was applied, pipe lagging etc.

Alot of wives of boat building workers have died due to shaking and cleaning their husbands overalls and work clothes.

Im sure it will all be fine.

Sorry to be so serious, but a builder I did work with, as a young-un, died 3 weeks ago due to asbestos.

Its something many didn't take into consideration when I left school. Hopefully they do now.

All the best.

 

[telectrix]

i don't think asbestos will bother me much. 50 years of 20 smokes a day might.

 

[SMB]

Ha!

Im just behind you.

Cough, splutter, wheeze !



Regards.

 

[Kamikaze]

Don’t worry madam, all electricians eventually reach a point when they stop lying about their electrical abilities and start bragging about them instead. Have I mentioned that I’m the best there is!...LMAO

 

[Kamikaze]

Are those my eyeballs I've just found in your cleavage?

 

[johnboy6083]

sorry madam, but we electricians dont wire showers, thats a plumbers job!

 

[RogertheBodger]

Yes Sir, it's perfectly o.k. to keep your pet rats under the floorboards, just don't feed them!


That roll of insulation tape in my box has no uses whatsoever,


No Madam, you can't pay me that way, besides, I haven't had any for so long, I cant remember which arm it's under.

 

[Kamikaze]

I'd just like to play you a little song I've written. It's called: "Oh Mr Electrician you're hurting me".

 

[Scott F]

I'd just like to play you a little song I've written. It's called: "Oh Mr Electrician you're hurting me".

"And I told you I prefer Women"

 

[Kamikaze]

Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

 

[Scott F]

Thats the Best VAGAZZLE I've seen all week

 

[Kamikaze]

I read the regulations the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that’s not going to happen."

 

[Paul.M]

And who thought it was a good idea to get the kitchen tiled first before getting me in? Nice laminate floor as well.