Things an Electrician would never say

[millwall ken]

of course your children can play with my tools. just let me switch the meter to 1000v IR test

And apply probes to each ear.

 

[Kamikaze]

Yeah, I wondered why that chandelier kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

[daiplayer]

if u need a cup of tea luv....just flick the rcd back on....dont worry about me....

 

[abbi normal]

Yes your fridge has been working fine for the last 10 years....I decided to give it an earth fault when I installed an RCD for you!

dont just happen to me then !

 

[Amp David]

Outside lights are like small caravans

 

[Mark_Burgess]

Dont worry about my payment terms, pay me 60 days or whatever you like!

 

[sparky1502]

do you mind if i take a smelly dump in your prestine bog luv i reli like your bog rolls its quilted !!!!

 

[Kamikaze]

Yes madam, I think it is time I told you what people are saying behind your back!.... Nice A55.

 

[simpson93]

look into my eyes look into my eyes the eyes the eyes not around the eyes your under
you think my prices are very reasonable and you want me to rewire your house 3 2 1 your back in the room.
actual on second thoughts 15thousand for a 2 bed bungalow doesn't sound to bad let me get my check-book

 

[Kamikaze]

So my little apprentice, this is how you knock two rooms into one. Here we are in one small room with a really, really high ceiling. Now let's see if the boss agrees with your sentiments; "Experience is directly proportional to the amount of chases ruined".

 

[telectrix]

I can't get round till next week to wire your new shower, Mrs,X, just let the plumber do it.

 

[bugsy]

No thanks luv Idon't want tea or coffee

 

[thekingiam]

No I don't need to ask for help ime sure there's an app on my phone that will explain everything.

 

[thekingiam]

Yeah sorry I screamed but while crawling around your atic found that live cable which was pulled out by the plumber when he disconnected your old water boiler.
I will just move it out of my way.

 

[thekingiam]

Yes I have to say even though I am risking the lives of others and my own life everyday and risking death and imprisonment if anything goes wrong

plumbers deserve more money than me.