Things an Electrician would never say

[Kamikaze]

Yes madam, I am a representative of the company but my duties are largely ceremonial.

 

[Kamikaze]

I love paying tax so much, the sight of my part P registration form gives me an erection.

 

[Kamikaze]

Oh look, this is the first time we have seen but not heard the safety manager, it’s a shame we have to wake him.

 

[saabuldin]

Manager: You are going to this job today.

Electrician: Oh thats going to be a problem, youll have to call another electrician.

 

[Kamikaze]

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time. Now give me my money!

 

[Kamikaze]

No Mr traffic warden, I've nothing against disabled people, I've even got one of their stickers on my car.

 

[Kamikaze]

I'm like Jesus, only better!

 

[simpson93]

i love it when people steal my tools.

 

[Kamikaze]

There is no point arguing with me about the bill Sir. It's like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it. So just cough up!

 

[nelson19]

i love junction boxes

 

[Kamikaze]

No Sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re allowed to condemn as many installations as we like.

 

[Kamikaze]

Warning!.......You want a warning?.......Ok, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another shock.

 

[saabuldin]

i love junction boxes

I love junction boxes inside plastered walls

 

[andyemms]

So you want me to replace the fuse wire and reconnect that 4mm cable that has exploded in your consumer unit because the last electrician has changed your shower to a more powerful 9.5kw....

Yeah no problem! Just got to get my cowboy hat.......

 

[Kamikaze]

So you want me to replace the fuse wire and reconnect that 4mm cable that has exploded in your consumer unit because the last electrician has changed your shower to a more powerful 9.5kw....

Yeah no problem! Just got to get my cowboy hat.......

Lovin' it.....lol. Don't forget them spurs.