Things an Electrician would never say

[ukpablo]

and its all my fault....................u want some money back

 

[Guest123]

Yes your fridge has been working fine for the last 10 years....I decided to give it an earth fault when I installed an RCD for you!

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[Phil]

theres nowt wrong with that black rubber cable, i will just go ahead and change the CU no need to re wire

 

[High Tower]

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Yeah made me chuckle too

 

[cagedanimal2010]

Yes your fridge has been working fine for the last 10 years....I decided to give it an earth fault when I installed an RCD for you!

of course I don't mind working live so you can keep your fridge on whilst I'm in the loft sweating like a dripping pig installing sockets.

stitches what more can i say!!!!

 

[High Tower]

"Nah course ill fill every room with downlighters at no extra cost, and no you dont have to empty any of your junk out of the rooms ill just traverse it like a gibbon

 

[Phil]

"Nah course ill fill every room with downlighters at no extra cost, and no you dont have to empty any of your junk out of the rooms ill just traverse it like a gibbon

youve been stalking me whilst i have re wired domestics i felt like a removal man/ chimp/cleaner. yakkky yak, teenage lads bedrooms

 

[saveloy]

"Thank God for laminate floors"

 

[Phil]

that was a good idea to put the transformer so close to that inset fitting, i really like the shape its in now

 

[High Tower]

Honnestly i take no joy what so ever taking my FuBar to your freshly plastered walls caus the **** of a plasterer skimed oer one of my boxes

 

[martysparky]

sorry sir if your going to mess about in your shed you'll have to accept giving your family food poisoning from time to time.

 

[martysparky]

I want a dimmer in my kitchen for the spots....how many lights in your kitchen sir? 16 x gu10... ok I'll nip to B&Q for a dimmer switch now.

 

[sparky1502]

ofcourse your husband did the right thing wiring your shower in to the back of a socket luv.....i'll just test it for you

 

[scotsparky]

Its going to be cheep and easy!

 

[glynnis]

£500 for a full rewire from your friends brothers mate- i'd go for it myself.
And anyway that part-p thingy doesn't apply if the work is carried out on weekends and nights or if the materials are "acquired"!