Things an Electrician would never say

[RexT]

'You say you get a shock when you touch the cold tap and the hot together, but only if the fan is turned on and the radio has Chris Evans on it?
Well dont worry I can fix that, just listen to Radio 1 and by the way here is my bill.'
'I suppose you could be right, an original 1935 'screw in fuse board' and your grandfathers do it yourself wiring doesnt have to be changed because of your human rights also the 20 immigrant tenants havent complained'
Best wishes
rex

 

[catelec]

Yes Mrs customer, I always use B&Q for all my equipment and tools. Very good quality, staff give the best advice and always know what their on about.

I saw a recent vacancy at B&Q in Tamworth for an electrician to give 'professional' advice to customers!!

 

[Paul.M]

I saw a recent vacancy at B&Q in Tamworth for an electrician to give 'professional' advice to customers!!

Why send an electrician to do a plumbers job?

 

[telectrix]

i can do that job.my "professional advice" would be to give them my card.

 

[telectrix]

and on tea breaks i can nip next door to toys r us and test a few smoke generators.

 

[Paul.M]

and on tea breaks i can nip next door to toys r us and test a few smoke generators.

LOL. This week I'll be mainly putting up fancy garden lights, o/s sockets and power to a shed to feed a koi carp pond. Can I export pme? Think I'll start a thread .

 

[telectrix]

and fix a smoke machine alongside the koi pond, give a nice morning mist feel to it.

 

[jaresquire]

Smoke me a koi,I'll be back for breakfast

 

[telectrix]

koi kippers!

 

[nickblake]

Yes i can carry out and electrical condition report in every house in nottingham before lunch

 

[daiplayer]

u dont want trunking?....or chases? .....ok....let me just plant some t+e seeds in the cavity , be back in the spring.

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[Kamikaze]

Ahhh Mr Plumber, first of all don’t worry about your ability as an electrician, it never stopped me. That green and yellow wire looks so much better now that you have disconnected it from the water pipe because it appeared not to do anything. Might I also congratulate you on the aesthetically pleasing waste pipe you have run across my socket boxes. You are a real credit to your profession. I must remember to thank you properly some day!

 

[cbw]

I fancy getting into solar pv...........

 

[Knobhead]

Yes i can carry out and electrical condition report in every house in nottingham before lunch

You can b****r off I’m doing that from my bar stool! The pub is above the castle so I can at least see most of the places from here.

 

[Paul.M]

I can't believe this thread of mine is still going!

Get it off your chest lads.