to those of you who number 2 in portaloo

[elsparko]

STOP IT.

 

[Risteard]

You've never experienced Glastonbury have you.........

Or Witnness/Oxegen festival (the Irish version)...

 

[ruston]

Or worked on a pipeline.

 

[elsparko]

no, from now on if you need to dump, u use a porcelain throne.

if you need to dump because of illness, do it in your own personal bucket and keep it in your van out of sight

 

[telectrix]

Oh ye of such little imagination. if you need a poo, do it in the plumber's sandwich box. added benefit is he''ll break for lunch but still think he's working.

 

[KEV 1 N]

no, from now on if you need to dump, u use a porcelain throne.

if you need to dump because of illness, do it in your own personal bucket and keep it in your van out of sight

Yes....it’s always best to have TWO hard hats!

 

[static zap]

Nothing nicer than an outdoor no 2 ....
( less people looking for something that's died indoors )
( Egg fried rice and cheap chicken ... don't agree with me )

 

[Des 56]

duplicate

 

[elsparko]

bag it in sandwich bags and take it home if you must take a numero deux whilst at work

those "sinks" in the portajohns are also laughable.

 

[PEG]

Oh yeah,when i have 200 miles to drive home,from a show,event or similar,and i have already consumed my copious supplies,and added much expensive hipster craft fast-food to that input,then,find myself hatching the devil's foul load...I'm gonna NOT use a portaloo?...because a forum member asked nicely?

(I predict more flap-ornamentation)

 

[static zap]

Sounds like another product opportunity,
forget V I P Poo , Flap lube .. so no prodding is required .
( wet tissue seems to help - If your a bit OCD )

 

[Chris86]

I was helping my old man board and skim some barn conversions a few years back. The porta loo on site was fixed down to a fairly hefty pallet.

If the ground workers spotted anyone using it for a number 2, a bungee strap was fixed around the door and the loo was lifted by forklift and dumped in the middle of the adjoining field. The size of the recently transported bloke inside decided how fast the ground workers ran off when the strap was released. Childish I know but it kept us entertained for weeks!

 

[Squid]

Listen, when you have to go,you have to go.!! All part of being human.!

Tell that to my neighbour Rob you has the house on the corner as he nearly caught the QPR fan doing a dump in his front garden behind the hedge and no it wasn't in the shape of a Super Hoop but a Super Poop.

 

[Tes369]

Sometimes it just sits on that shelf and no matter how much pumping won't shift it nice surprise for the next guy.

 

[David M]

when you smell a fart you actually have particles of poop in your airway

Now this will get me started! My pet hate is when somebody farts and you are there breathing it in. Its just foul, disgusting and very inconsiderate! I don't want to ingest somebody elses bowel contents!

If you need to let off, do it in private!!!!!

 

[billyblade]

My first experience of a festival portaloo was at the Reading festival some years ago. I wondered why everyone was laughing at me as I walked to the loo following my usual morning ablution routine - newspaper under one arm, loo roll under the other.
I quickly realised the newspaper was redundant as you don't want to spend any more time in there than you absolutely have to. One of them I opened the door up had a pile that was a good foot above the seat. I mean, how do you do that? They must have squatted with one foot either side of the saddle!