tricorder for sale- ex mr spock

[Plonker 3]

Im off for some crystal meth so i can understand this thread.

 

[telectrix]

arrrrgh. made a booboo. i said 4 hours. i meant 4 ziconian hours. they are only equivalent to 4 earth minutes as zirconia orbits 60 times faster than earth. if you have overdosed, please contact your earth witch doctors for antidote. i have some for sale @ 20,000 raptonian dollars per earth ounce.

at today's exchange rate it's 10 raptonian dollars to 1 pint of your earth real ale.

 

[ian.settle1]

Someone is suffering from Zarconion flu

 

[ayjay]

sold- even the broken one
yeoman rand materialized in the pub(by the gents) and had a look at them, said scottie has spare parts on top of his wardrobe by the old vhs tapes
bought me a pint and a promise of a grope later-- well in 2793 ish
neat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Enemy_Within_(Star_Trek:_The_Original_Series)

 

[Pete999]

sold- even the broken one
yeoman rand materialized in the pub(by the gents) and had a look at them, said scottie has spare parts on top of his wardrobe by the old vhs tapes
bought me a pint and a promise of a grope later-- well in 2793 ish
neat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Enemy_Within_(Star_Trek:_The_Original_Series)

I think ajay has been through the transporter cycle too many times, probably left some of his chromosomes floating about in sub space, there is a warning here, sometimes when using the transporter, if by any chance you come into contact with the matter stream containing ajay's missing bits the consequences would be dire, imagine being reconstituted and having bits of ajay to put up with, ughhhh

 

[R G]

Just been to the planet Kasi , found some Kling-ons I had to deal with, Bones is my next call..

 

[Kamikaze]

sold- even the broken one
yeoman rand materialized in the pub(by the gents) and had a look at them, said scottie has spare parts on top of his wardrobe by the old vhs tapes
bought me a pint and a promise of a grope later-- well in 2793 ish

I can’t believe you let that trollop Rand have it. I’ve been trying to source one on behalf of Lieutenant Uhura, who would have played her favourite version of Saturn day night fever on it. They just don’t make mp3 players like they used to in the future. I told her she never should have given up her vinyl collection, it will be making a comeback one day!