Uheat Joke Friday - Happy Friday Everyone

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[Simon47]

Lemmings jumping off the cliff was something created for a film - literally by chasing them. AIUI they don't actually do it otherwise - and the meme is yet another false one.

 

[DPG]

Lemmings jumping off the cliff was something created for a film - literally by chasing them. AIUI they don't actually do it otherwise - and the meme is yet another false one.

I always learn stuff on here!

 

[littlespark]

A slow day in Toy Town as the roadwork crew have been plagued by a spate of tool thefts.
Happens frequently, every week.

The foreman reports that on Mondays, the Action Men have their shovels stolen…. On Tuesdays… the Barbie dolls have their sweeping brooms pinched…..

“Oh no…. It’s Wednesday”

“What’s wrong with Wednesdays?”

“ Todays the day the Teddy Bears have their picks nicked! “

 

[telectrix]

what does a pig use to treat a runny nose?

Oinkment.

 

[littlespark]

what does a pig use to treat a runny nose?

Oinkment.

A ham-kerchief.



And some de(ba)congestant.



Was it real, or just a pig-mention of you imagination?



Enough. I’m getting boar-ed now.