what an idiot!

[Guest111]

Back in June I fitted an alarm for my mates daughter,her husband,s a complete tool and wants everything for nothing,anyway I did a basic no frills system for them at cost price,while I was there I changed an energy saving pendant for an ordinary one as he couldn't find anywhere that sold the lamps! Today I got a call that the alarm was broke and the light had a fault as well,I went round and the idiot starts giving it large that he,d set the alarm off accidentally and couldn't hear it in the house,I explained this was because the panel was in a cupboard and he didn,t want to pay for an internal siren,he then started moaning that none of his neighbours had come rushing around when the alarm went off,so that,s my fault I suppose.We then got onto the faulty light fitting,which turned out to be a blown lamp,he moaned at this because "that bulb hasn,t been in 5 minutes", it was the bulb I put in back in June and then it came out of another fitting,I had a really hard time controlling the urge to strangle the idiot,and of course it was a favour for a mate so I didn,t even have the satisfaction of sticking him with a big bill.

 

[Guest55]

I've never heard so much whining in my life. You moan about this stud yet plod round there like a poodle to do his graft whilst this player swans around some fleshpot putting the back doors in on any brass that moves. subconsciously you absolutely love it. Draw a line and move on tiger

The problem with you Clyde(apart from your self esteem issues and obvious sexual orientation confusion)is you're one of these blokes who just can't not say exactly what he thinks. You appear to spend nearly all day ITF and that's so sad I dont even know where to start........

Easy pops. Slide back in your coffin now before you break a hip or summink

well i never , some tool of a asbo chav has managed to work out how to multi quote.
amazing !
shame he filled his post with some sort of incomprehensible text speak.

i await your cruelest insult / put down , please dont disappoint.
;-)

 

[DPG]

Biff, I suspect he is a 'youth' or maybe pretending to be one. There's probably some website somewhere which will translate whatever he is trying to say into something recognisable by people with normal brains. Daz

 

[GLENNSPARK]

do you think he is an electrician?

or just a traveling salesman?

 

[ferg]

do you think he is an electrician?

or just a traveling salesman?

I can't imagine him passing any kind of written exam, can you?

 

[DPG]

Brass tigers, doors, swans ?? And ITF is something to do with tennis. Mmmm. Come on, if you're gonna troll then at least make it a good 'un. Daz

 

[GLENNSPARK]

I can't imagine him passing any kind of written exam, can you?

maybe he is not a kid...

it could just be a case of mid life crisis

 

[DPG]

To be honest I don't mind people like him - it makes me feel better about myself, and provides a bit of entertainment at the same time. Daz

 

[longboat]

Sounds like a total and utter penis head wanting to go on a pi$$ abroad leaving his family alone seem's like he doesn't love his family when houses's in the road getting broken into; can see it in the divorce courts in a couple of years?

You will see it on the jeremy kyle show in a couple of year's you mean.:mad2:

 

[Knobhead]

Phil, Trev, Biff, Glenn.

If there are reports of an unexplained explosion in central Nottingham, don’t worry it’s just me blowing my stack after reading the crap that followed Phil’s original post.

 

[Guest111]

maybe he is not a kid...

it could just be a case of mid life crisis

Well then in that case he,s really got a problem,when I had mine I wanted a Subaru Imprezza and an 18 year old blonde that worked in the local shop.

 

[Guest111]

I've never heard so much whining in my life. You moan about this stud yet plod round there like a poodle to do his graft whilst this player swans around some fleshpot putting the back doors in on any brass that moves. subconsciously you absolutely love it. Draw a line and move on tiger

The problem with you Clyde(apart from your self esteem issues and obvious sexual orientation confusion)is you're one of these blokes who just can't not say exactly what he thinks. You appear to spend nearly all day ITF and that's so sad I dont even know where to start........

Easy pops. Slide back in your coffin now before you break a hip or summink

I,ve forgotten more about sparking than you will ever know if you live to be twice my age,now jog on and come back when you have grown up and can post some useful,constructive comments,most of us here spend our time trying to help others not wind them up,you are the weakest link,goodbye.

 

[Spoon]

When I was talking to the missus about if I have a mid life crisis she just looked at me lovingly and said "You do know it doesn't go of physical age but mental age.. any you haven't reached double figures yet..."

 

[Geordie Spark]

I've never heard so much whining in my life. You moan about this stud yet plod round there like a poodle to do his graft whilst this player swans around some fleshpot putting the back doors in on any brass that moves. subconsciously you absolutely love it. Draw a line and move on tiger

The problem with you Clyde(apart from your self esteem issues and obvious sexual orientation confusion)is you're one of these blokes who just can't not say exactly what he thinks. You appear to spend nearly all day ITF and that's so sad I dont even know where to start........

Easy pops. Slide back in your coffin now before you break a hip or summink

Sorry lads .. I know maybe I shouldn't have pressed the "like" button but I did 'cos I do!! :smilielol5:

Chill .... It's only a forum - not the end of the world, so let all have a nice :grouphug: and carry on doing what we do best - ripping the urine.:wink_smile:

Ok .. I'll slide back into my coffin now and bid you all farewell :waving:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Phil, Trev, Biff, Glenn.

If there are reports of an unexplained explosion in central Nottingham, don’t worry it’s just me blowing my stack after reading the crap that followed Phil’s original post.

Bolleaux .... I told you you were getting far too fond of those cheap supermarket beans!

You need to either give-up eating the beans or quit smoking. :devilish:

 

[Ohmagain]

Well that was 25mins of entertainment, thanks :cheesy: