what an idiot!

[Guest111]

Back in June I fitted an alarm for my mates daughter,her husband,s a complete tool and wants everything for nothing,anyway I did a basic no frills system for them at cost price,while I was there I changed an energy saving pendant for an ordinary one as he couldn't find anywhere that sold the lamps! Today I got a call that the alarm was broke and the light had a fault as well,I went round and the idiot starts giving it large that he,d set the alarm off accidentally and couldn't hear it in the house,I explained this was because the panel was in a cupboard and he didn,t want to pay for an internal siren,he then started moaning that none of his neighbours had come rushing around when the alarm went off,so that,s my fault I suppose.We then got onto the faulty light fitting,which turned out to be a blown lamp,he moaned at this because "that bulb hasn,t been in 5 minutes", it was the bulb I put in back in June and then it came out of another fitting,I had a really hard time controlling the urge to strangle the idiot,and of course it was a favour for a mate so I didn,t even have the satisfaction of sticking him with a big bill.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Saunas in Welsh Wales?? ....................... The mind boggles !!!

Oh well I suppose they had to get around to it sauna or later.

 

[Silly Sausage]

I heard last night that a man & woman had to be surgically separated from each other.
Something to do with the angle of the man's penis in the woman's vagina.
How the f$%k does that work?

 

[Geordie Spark]

I heard last night that a man & woman had to be surgically separated from each other.
Something to do with the angle of the man's penis in the woman's vagina.
How the f$%k does that work?

I'll ask Tidyboiler about that - she's a Medical Person you know.

 

[Silly Sausage]

I'll ask Tidyboiler about that - she's a Medical Person you know.

If you can manage to get any words out, smothered by those enormous baps.

 

[Geordie Spark]

If you can manage to get any words out, smothered by those enormous baps.

I'm keeping my distance from her just now.

She took her dog to the vet's today and he came home with a couple of vital bits missing.

I'm not taking any chances .................

The dog's trying to work out what happened & is searching the house for his missing bits an meanwhile she got herself one of those electric slow cooking hot pot things and I've suddenly lost my appetite...............

 

[Des 56]

Saunas in Welsh Wales?? ....................... The mind boggles !!!

Oh well I suppose they had to get around to it sauna or later.

I had a message about a sauna but I'm not allowed down there without my passport,:cry_smile: Pembroke is known as little England beyond Wales, the poor souls down there even talk with an English twang

I haven't read the threads closely YET
If this one is anything to go by,I can tell that I may be in for a roasting in the other one:8:

 

[Geordie Spark]

If you can manage to get any words out, smothered by those enormous baps.

I have to say they are an amazing sight to hold ...... I mean, behold.

 

[Paul.M]

I'm keeping my distance from her just now.

She took her dog to the vet's today and he came home with a couple of vital bits missing.

I'm not taking any chances .................

The dog's trying to work out what happened & is searching the house for his missing bits an meanwhile she got herself one of those electric slow cooking hot pot things and I've suddenly lost my appetite...............

That supper will be the dogs booolocks, literately.

 

[Geordie Spark]

That supper will be the dogs ********, literately.

That's what worries me!!

 

[Des 56]

I'm keeping my distance from her just now.

She took her dog to the vet's today and he came home with a couple of vital bits missing.

I'm not taking any chances .................

The dog's trying to work out what happened & is searching the house for his missing bits an meanwhile she got herself one of those electric slow cooking hot pot things and I've suddenly lost my appetite...............

You better pray he gets out of the habit of licking them clean. if he doesn't he mayy go looking for a substitute

Whats that Geordie saying " awaaay lad"

 

[Silly Sausage]

I have to say they are an amazing sight to hold ...... I mean, behold.

I'm almost getting a sense of feeling now!

Is she the female equivalent of Buster Gonad?
Or does she eat a lot of chips?

 

[Silly Sausage]

That supper will be the dogs booolocks, literately.

What, a couple of bone dry walnuts?
Need a crate o broon to wash them down.

 

[Geordie Spark]

I'm almost getting a sense of feeling now!

Is she the female equivalent of Buster Gonad?
Or does she eat a lot of chips?

She's great ... very low maintenance doesn't cost much to feed at all. Slim svelte and VERY pretty and only 25 years on the clock, but they were all long, hard years.

Costs a fair bit in Gin and Meths though.

 

[Paul.M]

That's what worries me!!

Hope the vet shaves them before serving. I dont like dog hairs with my sweet breads.


Anyway, weres that troll that had a go at Phil D and the others? He must be looking at his old threads and thinking what a daft question he asked after he read a book or six.

Quite a few of us on here would love him to have a pop again. I could do with a laugh at your expense Kite. Bring it on.

 

[Silly Sausage]

She's great ... very low maintenance doesn't cost much to feed at all. Slim svelte and VERY pretty and only 25 years on the clock, but they were all long, hard years.

Costs a fair bit in Gin and Meths though.

Only 25?!?!

You've either got a huge wallet, or a couple of Coke cans stacked on top of each other tucked in yer troosers.
Does she like Rum & Coke?