What have you had a go at and failed!?

[KEV 1 N]

Plastering.....just can't do it. I renovated my house several years ago and did everything else, quite good at plumbing, much easier that electrical work....the pipes fill themselves with water!

 

[telectrix]

giving up beer. longest i ever lasted was............

oh......... and memory loss.

now, where did i stash those bottles?

 

[Loki]

Finding my soul mate.

But im not bitter bit** lol
Has brought me & my daughter closer & she's definitely a daddies girl lol

 

[telectrix]

keeping the inside of the van tidy after a day's graft. everything just gets thrown in then nearest real ale pub for a pint. yesterday was 6.00pm into George & Dragon at Holmes Chapel for a pint of Weston's Old Rosie. would have been 2 but i smoked my last smoke with pint #1, so Sainsbury's local for smokes and a £1.40 pizza.

 

[cliffed]

Cocking up the times on these digital programmes,like copy all times for that week,after pressing this & that,please return to prog 1-4 ahhhh.....

 

[telectrix]

managing to get hold of a real person at HMRC, DVLA, DWP, Epic Fail on all 3.

 

[Pete999]

keeping the inside of the van tidy after a day's graft. everything just gets thrown in then nearest real ale pub for a pint. yesterday was 6.00pm into George & Dragon at Holmes Chapel for a pint of Weston's Old Rosie. would have been 2 but i smoked my last smoke with pint #1, so Sainsbury's local for smokes and a £1.40 pizza.

See you're into healthy living then Tel

 

[Pete999]

Acting my age

 

[Pete999]

Trying to be nice to meter Muppet's who bust the catch on me meter box clumsy, ham fisted jobs worth

 

[Andy78]

Skimming plaster. Wow, I'm terrible at that. Proper respect to those who have mastered this dark art.
I'm not great at gardening too, although Mrs Andy has a few green fingers.

 

[KEV 1 N]

Skimming plaster. Wow, I'm terrible at that. Proper respect to those who have mastered this dark art.
I'm not great at gardening too, although Mrs Andy has a few green fingers.

When I did my house up I got the lads off the site I was working on at the time, to skim the whole house, 3 of them came on a Saturday and I was labouring for them....never stopped! I couldn't mix it quick enough by the time they'd applied it!

 

[DJ Ovengloves]

Fittting outside lights that I can only assume only a miniature octopus could install based in the awful design.

 

[ruston]

Car key fobs in the dark with numb finger ends.

 

[Pete999]

Working out if Mini Cab Drivers are ripping you off when you have had a few too many sherberts

 

[telectrix]

See you're into healthy living then Tel

absolutely. SWMBO was away for the week with family ( Teneriffe, jammy mare ). muggins here had to dog sit.

menu for the week was:

pack of 6 pork chops from aldi ( £3 odd )..... 3 days food with chips, egg, mushrooms

sirloin steak ( 8 oz., aldi for £4 ). with similar to above trimmings , another day fed.

last night, meat feast pizza, ( sainsbury's local £1.40 ).

split over the week... 10 bottles Theakston's Old Peculier and a litre of Jameson's .

he who who said man cannot live by bread alone was right.

just proves we only need womenfolk to clean up after us. and the best chefs are all men.