What have you had a go at and failed!?

[Andy78]

absolutely. SWMBO was away for the week with family ( Teneriffe, jammy mare ). muggins here had to dog sit.

menu for the week was:

pack of 6 pork chops from aldi ( £3 odd )..... 3 days food with chips, egg, mushrooms

sirloin steak ( 8 oz., aldi for £4 ). with similar to above trimmings , another day fed.

last night, meat feast pizza, ( sainsbury's local £1.40 ).

split over the week... 10 bottles Theakston's Old Peculier and a litre of Jameson's .

he who who said man cannot live by bread alone was right.

just proves we only need womenfolk to clean up after us. and the best chefs are all men.

So the dog did alright, but what did you eat ?

 

[telectrix]

So the dog did alright, but what did you eat ?

all five dogs had their usual, combined with a few treats of cheese and cooked ham slices. little buggers are particular, won't eat chips with salt and vinegar on.

 

[dksanders]

Understanding women!

I was going to trade mine in for one with a brain but she beat me to it and is having an affair with the married vicar (I kid you not) so I guess my second failure would be at having a successful marriage. (mind, I'm happy as Larry now )

 

[Squid]

Plastering and Marriage