Whats the sauciest thing you have encountered on site?

bigbaddave · Oct 18, 2012

Hi Guys, Time to spill. Whilst on a job what have you seen or done???

My husband wont be home till 5?!?!?!?

Be honest peeps

Silly Sausage · Apr 17, 2013

GLENNSPARK said:
thought you might be snufflin around in this thread Archy

Fück off!!!

Rampantchilli · Apr 17, 2013

I worked in a hospital years ago and found a stash prawn mags, about 40, apparently the room was used by a doctor to 'overnight' in.

ive worked for a hooker, her bedroom was wall to wall whips chains and sex toys, hand cuffs on the bed everything, she opened the door in a not very long dressing gown, and when she bent down to pick up her post I'm pretty sure something was winking at me.

And my good friend had to do some work in bunnies sauna in Bearwood a few years ago, since then the 3family members have been sent to prison for running a brothel, there were lots of girls there from Eastern Europe, forced into the sex trade.

not saucy but I found 2 biscuit tins full of 20s in a loft, when I went back next day they were gone, must of been 10k in there

bigbaddave · Apr 17, 2013

Rampantchilli said:
I worked in a hospital years ago and found a stash prawn mags, about 40, apparently the room was used by a doctor to 'overnight' in.

ive worked for a hooker, her bedroom was wall to wall whips chains and sex toys, hand cuffs on the bed everything, she opened the door in a not very long dressing gown, and when she bent down to pick up her post I'm pretty sure something was winking at me.

And my good friend had to do some work in bunnies sauna in Bearwood a few years ago, since then the 3family members have been sent to prison for running a brothel, there were lots of girls there from Eastern Europe, forced into the sex trade.

not saucy but I found 2 biscuit tins full of 20s in a loft, when I went back next day they were gone, must of been 10k in there

That sounds a bit fishy...

GLENNSPARK · Apr 17, 2013

bigbaddave said:
That sounds a bit fishy...

mind you...some of the patients can smell like an old scampi bag....

markc123 · Apr 17, 2013

Rampantchilli said:
ive worked for a hooker, her bedroom was wall to wall whips chains and sex toys, hand cuffs on the bed everything, she opened the door in a not very long dressing gown, and when she bent down to pick up her post I'm pretty sure something was winking at me.

The question on everyones lips - did you work for cash, or sexual favours?

If either of them options were offered too me, i'll be honest - i'd be in a genuine dilemma hahaha.

Silly Sausage · Apr 17, 2013

Rampantchilli said:
ive worked for a hooker, her bedroom was wall to wall whips chains and sex toys, hand cuffs on the bed everything, she opened the door in a not very long dressing gown, and when she bent down to pick up her post I'm pretty sure something was winking at me.

markc123 said:
The question on everyones lips - did you work for cash, or sexual favours?

I reckon our Tony's been there! :ciappa:

bigbaddave · Apr 17, 2013

markc123 said:
The question on everyones lips - did you work for cash, or sexual favours?

If either of them options were offered too me, i'll be honest - i'd be in a genuine dilemma hahaha.

The question would be first of all what did she look like, then how much id had to drink.. Mind you im not fussy.. Been with some stinkers..

Some off the storys man... Maybe in the arms though...

markc123 · Apr 17, 2013

bigbaddave said:
The question would be first of all what did she look like, then how much id had to drink.. Mind you im not fussy.. Been with some stinkers..

Some off the storys man... Maybe in the arms though...

Could be a decent thread in the arms that...stinkers, i think i could run you close buddy lol.

Silly Sausage · Apr 17, 2013

The question is..............

how many housewives have you serviced on your travels?????

Sparkysoldman · Apr 17, 2013

Once staggered back to room in hotel in Austria 4 am key didnt fit next thing door opens naked lady about sixty
right room wrong floor
coudnt get away fast enuf lol

Rampantchilli · Apr 18, 2013

she paid cash, and back in those days i probably would of, my ex wife wasnt my ex then and almost any women was more appealing than her

GLENNSPARK · Apr 18, 2013

Sparkysoldman said:
Once staggered back to room in hotel in Austria 4 am key didnt fit next thing door opens naked lady about sixty
right room wrong floor
coudnt get away fast enuf lol

a naked lady answered the door...and you ran off?....lol...lol