Whats the sauciest thing you have encountered on site?

[bigbaddave]

Hi Guys, Time to spill. Whilst on a job what have you seen or done???

My husband wont be home till 5?!?!?!?

Be honest peeps

 

[bigbaddave]

If you get banned.. Do you automatically get chucked from the arms?

 

[GLENNSPARK]

If you get banned.. Do you automatically get chucked from the arms?

i think it depends what you got banned for....why?...you gonna have a blowout Dave?...lol

 

[Deleted member 72666]

If you get banned.. Do you automatically get chucked from the arms?

Why, what are you thinking of doing Dave?

 

[Toonlad]

If you get banned.. Do you automatically get chucked from the arms?

automatic disconnection of supply, to copious amounts of beer.

 

[Scornio]

The clients daughter!!

 

[GLENNSPARK]

The clients daughter!!

then thats not ADS...that would be just plain earthin and bondin....

earthin=local park

bondin=...well take a wild guess

 

[bigbaddave]

Ha ha..

 

[gnuuser]

working on a job
a cute blonde (underage) offered me a beer while she was completely nude
my wife was working with me that day and she wasn't impressed:furious3:

 

[GLENNSPARK]

working on a job
a cute blonde (underage) offered me a beer while she was completely nude
my wife was working with me that day and she wasn't impressed:furious3:

i heard jimmy savile liked a pint...

 

[bigbaddave]

working on a job
a cute blonde (underage) offered me a beer while she was completely nude
my wife was working with me that day and she wasn't impressed:furious3:

you allow your wife to come to work.. I find it by far less hassle going to macky dees for a coffee

 

[GLENNSPARK]

you allow your wife to come to work.. I find it by far less hassle going to macky dees for a coffee

well i`v heard of people taking their pets to work but this is taking the p!ss...

 

[bigbaddave]

well i`v heard of people taking their pets to work but this is taking the p!ss...

I agree.. I go to work to get away from her

 

[GLENNSPARK]

I agree.. I go to work to get away from her

being on a leash is whats needed....
leashed to the sink/washing machine/ironing board/hoover...whatever takes your fancy (needs doing) on that day....

 

[bigbaddave]

being on a leash is whats needed....
leashed to the sink/washing machine/ironing board/hoover...whatever takes your fancy (needs doing) on that day....

The key is short lead but keeping everything in the kitchen.. Mind you she struggles with the toilet sanario.. However at least she does clean up after herslef

 

[markc123]

A pheasant.

Ba', it want 'alf fit.