Whats the sauciest thing you have encountered on site?

[bigbaddave]

Hi Guys, Time to spill. Whilst on a job what have you seen or done???

My husband wont be home till 5?!?!?!?

Be honest peeps

 

[shanky887614]

once was working in a filthy house was owned by an obese lady who didn't get out of her bed (the pit) all day, well I had to get behind her bed which she was lying in to get to a socket which would involve me moving the bed, I said to her I need to get behind your bed to get to that socket she said okay no worries go for it. She had absolutely no intentions in getting out of her bed so me and my mate dragged the bed out the way with her in it!!! my mate pulled on the head board and it broke and smacked the ol girl on the head haha absolute disaster. we never did end up going back there thankfully lol (ps she was going 25st at least)

i think id have done it on purpose as well XD.


found some **** mags above the ceiling and as the job wasnt a rush had a look through.



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[Midwest]

I remember as an apprentice, being sent to the stores by the electrician to collect a replacement front panel for one of the storage heaters we were installing, which strangely was fine when I unpacked it. But the lady of the house demanded it was replaced straight away.

Electrician insisted I returned the damaged panel back to the stores as well, as proof. Which was great, as he had the van, and I couldn't drive. So I had to strap the panel to my back, whilst I rode to the stores on my moped. I was gone some time as you can imagine.

When I returned, they were both sat on the stairs smoking cigarettes and looking a bit sweaty. :yesnod: