Where's the toilets Mate!!!!! ....... OMG!

[Darkwood]

Wanted a leak as you do .... factory toilet walked in ... walked out and held my bladder!

Their aint no way my loins are getting exposed to that!! :uhoh2:

 

[Des 56]

ugh not nice

Is that the H+S brigades toilet by any chance

 

[SPARTYKUS]

Trainspotting toilet!

 

[snowhead]

You should have just gone on the floor,, like everyone else seems to have done.

2 or is it 3 brushes, that's impressive..

 

[Amp David]

Can't believe you sit down to take a P I S S:redface:

 

[telectrix]

nothing wrong with that that a few ounces of semtex won't cure.

 

[Darkwood]

I wasn't even entertaining the though of standing in all that then dragging it into the car on my feet ...... factory crappers they maybe but thats the worst set of bogs ive seen that were still in use....

 

[Silly Sausage]

You live in Bradford and you're whinging about that...:joker:

 

[Geordie Spark]

It's just like the one at the very first place I worked at.

Ours was outside in the yard and had a big cast iron cistern to flush it. The pot was cracked and leaked as did the roof when it rained onto the floor which was cleverly sloped so everything drained away through the six inch gap under the door into the yard and we used old news paper to .... well, you know what.

I was there for a year before we all moved to a brand new factory, and it was never cleaned during that time nor could anyone remember it ever being cleaned before this.

We only moved because the landlord (British Railways) took the roof off the building and we were flooded out.

 

[SPARTYKUS]

Geordie

probably boosted your immune system no end....

 

[Toonlad]

Soft 5hite,,, lol try a hundred seater in the swan hunter shipyards, used to be a trough of running water and seats above. every so often a little paper sail boat set on fire would burn your arse. lmao

 

[Geordie Spark]

Soft 5hite,,, lol try a hundred seater in the swan hunter shipyards, used to be a trough of running water and seats above. every so often a little paper sail boat set on fire would burn your arse. lmao

Haha ..... yes - I was told about that by the ex-Swan's lads who worked for me!

I know they used welders' gauntlets too.

 

[tidyboiler]

Way back in the 70's, I bought a sticker which said "I've seen the toilets at Santa Pod Raceway".................. and oh my god were they a sight to behold! The men's backed onto the women's and they were literally a long piece of wood with holes in with a running sewer underneath. It became an art to hold your breath long enough to have a wee and run like the clappers. uke:

 

[trev]

I once got dragged to a Wimbledon v Arsenal football match at Wimbledon's ground. The toilets there were a shed at the edge of the stand behind the goal, no door, the only water supply in them was the cistern which would have been like a waterfall were it not below freezing that day as the fixings weren't too clever.
Later in the same season I got dragged to the charity shield match at the old Wembley, the bogs there were pretty disgusting too.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Way back in the 70's, I bought a sticker which said "I've seen the toilets at Santa Pod Raceway".................. and oh my god were they a sight to behold! The men's backed onto the women's and they were literally a long piece of wood with holes in with a running sewer underneath. It became an art to hold your breath long enough to have a wee and run like the clappers. uke:

Careful pet .. yer giving the game away here.

I'm tryin' t' convince these lads that yer my 25 year old nymphomaniac toy girl.





(well, part of that's true ...)