where've all the left handed threads gone?

[Geordie Spark]

farewell is a lonely sound, when told to someone you love.

Oh you soppy tart !! :rofl:

 

[Silly Sausage]

farewell's is so sad
:-(

It is, there aren't any bars there!

 

[shagbite]

Oh you soppy tart !! :rofl:

can't beat a bit of jimmy ruffin.

 

[Geordie Spark]

can't beat a bit of jimmy ruffin.

That sounds like one of them euphoniums for something else to me, but I can't think what.

 

[GLENNSPARK]

farewell is a lonely sound, when told to someone you love.

so...when you unscrewed the bolts out of her neck...
were they a left hand thread?


just a thought mind....

 

[Silly Sausage]

Going on shaggies name and picture, I'm thinking West coast movie star, the ones she doesn't like me watching.
Never get any complaints about the techniques I pick up though.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Here lies the body of Dead Eye Dick

Who was born intot eh world with a corkscrew p...k

All his life was one long hunt

Looking for a woman with a left-hand ....

 

[shagbite]

Going on shaggies name and picture, I'm thinking West coast movie star, the ones she doesn't like me watching.
Never get any complaints about the techniques I pick up though.

if only, archy, if only.

i don't think i'd get many photo opportunities, judging by the reactions i was getting around bradford today, when i was showing everyone my one inch bolt.

 

[tidyboiler]

if only, archy, if only.

i don't think i'd get many photo opportunities, judging by the reactions i was getting around bradford today, when i was showing everyone my one inch bolt.

Size doesn't matter....................... :rofl:

 

[Silly Sausage]

Size doesn't matter....................... :rofl:

You're too kind for that old Geordie booger! :smilielol5:

 

[tidyboiler]

You're too kind for that old Geordie booger! :smilielol5:

:rofl:

 

[Silly Sausage]

We're men, size is very important!
Women go on about the size of their arses enough (big is best )

 

[Geordie Spark]

Size doesn't matter....................... :rofl:

Thanks pet.




BITCH !!!!

 

[Geordie Spark]

You're too kind for that old Geordie booger! :smilielol5:

I agree with you Archie. Entirely !!


She's FAR too kind to me and I really don't deserve her.

All my life I've been looking for a lass like her - the sort my Mum told me to avoid but I could never find - and now in the autumn of my life I have found her and am as happy as a pig in .... mud.

I tell you what .............. this third bottle of red wine is going down well ......................

 

[Silly Sausage]

Mine's a diamond as well!
3rd bottle...barsteward, I'm going to have to go down the shop now...