Wise old or amusing sayings.

[telectrix]

norfolk in chance.

 

[telectrix]

£40 to fix it; £60 if you watch; £80 if you've had a go yourself first.

 

[shanky887614]

My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?

 

[shanky887614]

this is a good quote to use day to day

No, I don’t have a solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

 

[Diddy]

Rome wasn't built in a day.
No use closing the door after the horse has bolted.
As crabbit as a scrapman's dog

 

[telectrix]

if electrics were simple, plumbers could do it.

 

[telectrix]

a plumber is a kitchen fitter with a second brain cell.

 

[gnuuser]

my grandmothers favourite
"i dont need to show you where the bear pooped in the buckwheat if you already stepped in it"

my grandfathers favourite
let me show you how this little willow twig will move that big pile of weeds

 

[LeeH]

If you play with feathers, you're going to get your arse tickled.

 

[Barry White]

dont try and tell you farther how to f***
it dont matter how much you polish a turd it still stinks
the man who has not made a mistake aint done nowt
you carnt educate pork
always try to make it idiot proof but be aware there are better idiots

 

[Kamikaze]

Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

 

[rapparee]

Make hay whole the sun shines

 

[firemanowl]

Trying to make honey out of dog sh1te

 

[Kamikaze]

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

 

[remer1957]

I was in Baghdad before you were in your dad's bag.