A new jokes thread for your amusement.

[Silly Sausage]

i lol at all these bible bashers.

its contents have been changed that many times over the years no one knows what it used to say without translating from hebrew (i think that one)

Ah, so the original truth has been lost in multiple translations? :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

 

[shanky887614]

Ah, so the original truth has been lost in multiple translations? :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

yes, very much like the niceic.

except its there goals lol

 

[SPARTYKUS]

Made me think when the man that got Ebola was on telly, "thanking God" for saving him.

surely he let him get it in the first place.

 

[Besoeker]

Made me think when the man that got Ebola was on telly, "thanking God" for saving him.

surely he let him get it in the first place.

Yes, good point.

Theism/atheism engenders polarised views.
Not sure that this the right place for it.

 

[tidyboiler]

Made me think when the man that got Ebola was on telly, "thanking God" for saving him.

surely he let him get it in the first place.

Exactly! Thank God I'm an atheist. :ciappa:

 

[tidyboiler]

 

[Pete999]

Donate them to the Williams sisters lol

 

[Silly Sausage]

Is she Geordie's mum?

 

[Pete999]

Is she Geordie's mum?

What are you trying to say? is that Geordie playing with his tackle? or looking for it?

 

[tidyboiler]

What are you trying to say? is that Geordie playing with his tackle? or looking for it?

Both..................... :leaving:

 

[Pete999]

Both..................... :leaving:

Has he found it yet???

 

[specs]

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds.

The blonde follows the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she'd indeed lost twenty pounds.

She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:

"How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"

 

[specs]

An old married couple was sitting in their rocking chairs enjoying a beautiful sunset when the old man looked at his wife and said "fvk you!"

A few minutes passed when the woman turned and said the same thing to her husband.

After about half an hour of this the old man said "I'll never understand why kids today like this oral sex so much!"

 

[specs]

Two drunk men are walking down the street and come across a dog out front a yard licking his nuts,
One guy says out loud, I wish I can do that!
The other quickly replies, " well, I'd pet him first!"

 

[jaypp]

Two drunk men are walking down the street and come across a dog out front a yard licking his nuts,
One guy says out loud, I wish I can do that!
The other quickly replies, " well, I'd pet him first!"

Love this joke, although it was 'well I won't tell/well that's just sick'