Leesparkykent
Nearly Esteemed
Little 5 year old Mary sees a group of workmen turn up next door to build an extension. She takes an interest and starts to talk to them. The builders, with hearts of gold, adopt her as their site mascot. After a week they present her with a pink hard hat and hi vis. Even a wage packet of £5. "Goodness" says Mummy, smiling. "Are you working there next week?" Mary replies: "I think so Mummy, provided those w**kers at Travis deliver the f**kin bricks".