A Romanian, an Arab, And a Yorkshire Lass are In the same bar. When the Romanian Finishes his beer, He throws his glass In the air, pulls Out His pistol, and Shoots The glass To pieces. He says, 'In Romania, Our glasses are so Cheap we don't need to drink with the Same one twice.' The Arab, obviously Impressed by this, Drinks non-alcohol beer Throws it into the Air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots The glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have So much sand to make Glasses that we don't Need to drink with The same one twice either.' The Yorkshire Lass,> Cool as a cucumber, Picks up her beer, Downs it in one gulp, Throws the glass into The air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Catching her glass, Setting it on the bar, and calling For a refill, She says, 'In Yorkshire, We have so many Illegal immigrants that We don't have to Drink with the same ones twice.' God Bless Yorkshire !! |
A mother visits her son for Thanksgiving and is suprised to find out he has a female roommate named Jennifer. Despite her suspicions, the two assure the mother that they are just friends. After the mom leaves, the ladle disappears. The young man emails his mother the following:
Dear Mom,
We're not saying you "did" take the ladle, we're not saying you "did not" take the ladle. All we're saying is that it's been missing since you left.
The mom replies:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying you "do not" sleep with Jennifer. All I'm saying is if Jennifer were sleeping in her own bed, she would've found the ladle
eh?? I don't get it.
why would she have found the ladle in her bed??
aahhh!
did the mum put the ladle in jennifer's bed?
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