View the thread, titled "A new jokes thread for your amusement." which is posted in Electrician Talk Forum on Electricians Forums.

also on the crimewatch programme was an article about all the toilet pans at new scotland yard had been nicked. detective chief inspector cyril plod says that the investigation team have nothing to go on.
 
Two other blokes were arrested, one for drinking battery acid, the other for eating fireworks... they charged the first but let second one off...
 
mush.jpg

I must get out more! :)
 
A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show
in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going
through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts
shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you
think you can stereotype Swedish blonde women that way? What does the
colour of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's
men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the
community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Its people like
you that make others think that all Blondes are dumb! You and your kind
continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women
in general...pathetically all in the name of humour!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:

"You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little **** on your lap."
 
well, i've got a canon printer. have to see what i can make with that.:


cannon.jpeg
 

Reply to the thread, titled "A new jokes thread for your amusement." which is posted in Electrician Talk Forum on Electricians Forums.

Best EV Chargers by Electrical2Go! The official electric vehicle charger supplier.

OFFICIAL SPONSORS

Electrical Goods - Electrical Tools - Brand Names Electrician Courses Green Electrical Goods PCB Way Electrical Goods - Electrical Tools - Brand Names Pushfit Wire Connectors Electric Underfloor Heating Electrician Courses
These Official Forum Sponsors May Provide Discounts to Regular Forum Members - If you would like to sponsor us then CLICK HERE and post a thread with who you are, and we'll send you some stats etc

Daily, weekly or monthly email

Back
Top