Birthday boy say's send your pearls of wisdom here please!!

[Earthstore]

Don't stand up in a canoe...

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Never stroke a hedgehog backwards...

 

[Silly Sausage]

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

If the damage is done, relax and carry on.

 

[Kamikaze]

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

 

[Moses]

Its a Contradiction?

How can you be happy on your birthday?

Its a mark that you are a year nearer you death, Surely?

 

[trev]

Its a Contradiction?

How can you be happy on your birthday?

Its a mark that you are a year nearer you death, Surely?

If that's the case Moses isn't every day one closer to death?
I'll bet your glass is half empty.
Optimists tend to live longer mate

 

[Kamikaze]

Moses, I recon it's better to be over the hill than buried under it.

 

[telectrix]

If that's the case Moses isn't every day one closer to death?
I'll bet your glass is half empty.
Optimists tend to live longer mate

you won't live longer if you give up beer. it will just seem longer.

 

[trev]

No chance whatsoever of me giving up the beer Tel. I'd rather be ripped apart by wolves

 

[Dan]

You work to live not live to work. Take time off when you can to spend with family and friends.

Learnt a lot more than that mind, but that's a sentence for you.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Its a Contradiction?

How can you be happy on your birthday?

Its a mark that you are a year nearer you death, Surely?

Moses, you pessimist.


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I like this...

 

[telectrix]

death is nature's way of telling us to slow down. it's just another step on the road to oblivion.

 

[Kamikaze]

The best part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.

 

[MarkieSparkie]

A democratic election is when the politicians discover that those people “left up the creek” have invented paddles.

 

[Silly Sausage]

The best part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.

You could argue that that is optimistic, or am I just being an optimist?

 

[Philpot]

It does not pay the right when arguing with the boss.....who ever she is

Happy Birthday
Philpot