Birthday boy say's send your pearls of wisdom here please!!

[whaler]

Can this be a sticky please admin, just to have a bit of fun in these times, lighten the mood and all that!!:iagree:


some great quotes so far!!

And thanks very much for the message at the top of my screen wishing me a happy birthday!!

 

[trev]

Speak softly but carry a big stick
One of the Rooseveldts I think

 

[Guest111]

Speak softly but carry a big stick
One of the Rooseveldts I think

I,m one of the Mick Belker school(hill st blues) I find growling at people gets rid of them pdq.lol

 

[MKS]

Those that think they know all the answers does not even begin to fully understand the questions asked of them! Told that 20 years ago and I still scratch my head

 

[Dipzy]

Why does your c**k up become my emergency?

 

[Dipzy]

man goes to sleep with problem on the brain...... wakes up with solution on the hand!!!!!

 

[Dipzy]

sorry forgot to say :happybday:

 

[whaler]

Cheers dipzy and great quotes by the way!!!

 

[Top Cat]

laugh and the world laughs with you,cry and nobody gives a stuff.

Cough and the world cough's with you, fart and you fart alone!

 

[alli]

Old chinese proverb.........Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger!!!!!!!!

 

[Geordie Spark]

Never wear yer skis in bed.

 

[EoinConway]

If you lend a friend £50 and he doesn't come back to you - it was the best £50 you ever spent

 

[SPARTYKUS]

If you lend a friend £50 and he doesn't come back to you - it was the best £50 you ever spent

Good one. Or £240 in my case

 

[cogsey133]

Youth is a wonderful thing...only its criminal to waste it on the young ......GB Shaw

 

[QuatroFromageo]

"If brute force isn't working...then you're not using enough"