Birthday boy say's send your pearls of wisdom here please!!

[plugsandsparks]

A bird in the hand sh1ts on your wrist.

 

[Top Cat]

The best revenge you can have on a man that steals your wife is to let him keep her!

 

[cogsey133]

when a film comes on tv never ask your wife if she remembered going to the pictures to see it...especially if she has never seen the film before and it was a previous girlfriend you took. My wife was not very happy when i did this...cant understand why....lol

 

[Kamikaze]

Never tell your wife she looks better in the dark. I'm still paying dearly for that one!!! :biggrin:

 

[Moses]

You are smart, if when some gives you a fact, you take your time to ascertain that its true, and take it as fact.

Like the fact that with the passing of every day/year, everything is ageing, and by its nature is getting closer to its inevitable demise.

 

[trev]

So is that your final thought before going to sleep Moses?
"Ah well another day over, I'll be dead soon"
Lighten up mate


Ps..just ribbing you

 

[Guest111]

laugh and the world laughs with you,cry and nobody gives a stuff.

 

[Moses]

So is that your final thought before going to sleep Moses?
"Ah well another day over, I'll be dead soon"
Lighten up mate


Ps..just ribbing you

You or I for that matter don't know.

I could go to sleep tonight and not get up tomorrow!!

Only my GOD knows! no one else!

 

[Silly Sausage]

laugh and the world laughs with you,cry and nobody gives a stuff.

Hells bells, where's that rope. Lighten up chaps, it's the boy's birthday!

 

[alli]

The less you say, the more you are listened too. The girlfriend still hasn't got it!!!!!!:ciappa:

 

[alarm man]

always pretend your wifes mates are ugly...then she wont suspect...thats for the shallow sparks out there...sniff

 

[Moses]

Well i made it to 40, 24 years man and boy working in this industry and I still no ****!! :iamwithstupid: :iagree:

Can you post your pearls of wisdom and lessons learn't here please. Hopefully the younger generation will read them and learn not to make the same mistakes, LOL:thinking2::beatnik::17::46:


With your time on this planet, In one sentence or a little bit more, What have you learn't, so far.

O.K. O.K. O.K. everyone!


Enough!


Happy Birthday To you

Whaler my son!

 

[OhmSweetOhm]

Keep a cool head and always carry a lightbulb.- Bob Dylan.

 

[whaler]

Couldn't agree more with Archy Styrigg in post 39,
Some great quotes on here lads keep um coming!!
Me and the wife sat here having a laugh!!!
I knew sparky's had the best sense of humour!!

Never **** on your own doorstep, that's my life lesson for the young!! sorry misses!!

 

[Air Conditioner]

Hi I am not sure whether you want electrical lessons or life lessons!!!
So heres one of each.
My first on site lesson was that a circular saw was not used for cutting circles. ( I'm a female, I had no idea).
Life lesson is that you have to make your own future!!!!
Hope that helps
A/C

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