British Gas sparky test

[wacko]

I've got a trip to BG assessment centre next week. Anybody done rhe tests and willing to tell a fellow what to expect?

 

[Phoenix]

Shut up you FOOL!

Ahhh... for the long ago Halcyon days when the age of wit, repartee and reasoned discussion was the sport of gentlemen!

 

[oldtimer]

Remember they are looking for the saleman in you BG is owned by private equity company and staff are under pressure to sell a few examples being
1. O my God you have no earth at the gas meter I can do this today for £150
2. O my God you have no earth at the water pipe I can do this today for £150.
3. O my God you have no earth in the house even although I have tested it with a Socket & See red fail led or Green pass led ELI tester and that I have not checked out another socket in the house.

The one I liked was the service guy says to the customer the the thermostat wiring is dangerous i am seriously concidering issuing you with an impairment notice . O said the customer but your company put it in 20 years ago so give you manager a phone and tell him I want it sorted out at your cost,.

Or I am sorry we cannot sign you up for a electrical maintenance contract for £8 a month as your electrics are life threatning and you wont get much change out of £5k to get it sorted then we can accept you into our maintenance contract

 

[Geordie Spark]

Ahhh... for the long ago Halcyon days when the age of wit, repartee and reasoned discussion was the sport of gentlemen!

............... and Geordies.