can you remmember you did a job

[buzzlightyear]

a customer rings me up on holiday .you did a job 18months ago,
what was the job .now I did not have me diary to hand at the time .
he said you wiring sockets to me garage .me was think not me .I cant remember yesterday never mind 2 years ago .
are you sure .I cant do any thing you will have to wait until I get back .
customer says does not matter I will get some body else .
two weeks pass .same customer are you back .yes .can you do the job .
yes but no right now .,customer asking have you got black hair .now think .
it was not me .has I have ginger hair .not .
I said to the customer text me your details and will look through the diary it was not me .so now waiting for the customer to send the details by pidgin.
so this customer must now be think who was it .

 

[Baddegg]

Yep, in jest though if I’ve translated properly...

 

[MFS Electrical]

Don't blame buzz...….he often forgets to take his steamed up goggles off..

Did Buzz say he had ginger hair?

Aye he is a Ging-er apparently well I think that’s what he said either that or the customer is a Ging-er I don’t know still a little confused

 

[Squid]

my post was supposed to be in another thread. how it got here is beyond my limited brain power.

Not commenting as I'll be banned again......... ;o))))

 

[PEG]

Leave him alone...with patience,some assistance and certain adaptations,they can live full,meaningful lives,and have brought much to teach us...

Indeed,my own Great Aunt had a hint of auburn

 

[markc123]

This. Hurts. My. Eyeballs.

Buzz, this weekend, please get absolutley hammered and come on the forum and try and type. I have a hilarious vision in my mind of you living in a parallel universe and once you’re smashed you turn into William Shakespeare

... That or you start typing in hieroglyphics.

 

[PEG]

Stay as you are,Buzz...the world is short of characters

 

[ruston]

Stay as you are,Buzz...the world is short of characters

Spot on. Buzz your posts are a breath of fresh air and make me smile.

 

[StephenRowley]

Maybe find what they want if they want another decent job doing then "Yeah that was probably me but no guarantees(cover your back)" If they want to complain the nah it most certainly was you

 

[pirate]

Buzz, I rember girl fone me from recption 2 say Pirate thers lady here with baby for you, I went see her she go yes you! You have this you sort my plumbing she come along latyer...
I not rember job, but it was good one!

 

[DPG]

I like how the customer tracks who has done jobs for them by their hair colour. Not by company name or phone number or person's name etc.

'I say love, do you remember when we had that really expensive decorating done 5 years ago?'
'No dear'
'He had blonde hair'
'Ah yes, of course, why didn't you just say?'

 

[Dave OCD]

Buzz, can you understand what you've written in your diary ?