Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[ChipFanDave]

Just to put the record straight...
I do live alone
I can afford to eat whatever I like
I like mince!
Just because i carved a single portion doesn't mean that's all I had to eat.
I like mince.
I like fish
I like pasta
I like rice
I like game/poultry
I LOVE pies!
I just happen to like mince, too...in various guises.
One of my favourite foods is smoked halibut, which is far more expensive than smoked salmon, which itself, is a breakfast dish to be served with scrambled eggs, or hollandaise, or eggs royale or eggs benedict or as bradan rost in puff pastry...and Cava - go on, start your day the right way!
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Bradan rost in pastry, smoked halibut, prawns and lime and chilli mayo...

I also like mince!

Standard smoked salmon from the supermarket, in its natural setting:
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conforms to Part Pee...

FFS just say what you mean and stop mincing your words !

 

[R-fur]

@static zap
Is that ships log getting married it says its bridal

 

[Julie.]

True electrician ----....
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Sorry, that's too mature for me, I much prefer the younger stuff - of legal age now

 

[littlespark]

Always wear a sheath.... even if it is green and yellow

 

[OnlQQker]

A few updates regarding the virus

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Sorry, that's too mature for me, I much prefer the younger stuff - of legal age now

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Looks like some form of bondage

 

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[Midwest]

Cooking smoked brisket today. Hope it comes out ok, last few have been a bit dry.

Got the brisket from a local butchers, not the normal supermarket purchase. Her indoors won’t let me go there, with the crisis.

So got the local butchers to delivery instead. Apparently they are doing a roaring trade at the mo.

 

[static zap]

Big brother has access , some footage before bothering -- Webcams !

not the normal supermarket purchase.

--Plenty of gossip of long ques -- restricted shop occupancy --Just ask her indoors ...
( or ring a local gossip !)

 

[DPG]

Big brother has access , some footage before bothering -- Webcams !

--Plenty of gossip of long ques -- restricted shop occupancy --Just ask her indoors ...
( or ring a local gossip !)

I've had about 7 pints tonight and I still don't understand that. But i don't care anyway

 

[Baddegg]

I've had about 7 pints tonight and I still don't understand that. But i don't care anyway

Can you imagine a buzz-static hibred post ?

 

[ferg]

Can you imagine a buzz-static hibred post ?

Hibred?

Is that a Buzzism?

 

[littlespark]

Hibred? Hybread?

maybe inbred?

 

[ferg]

Maybe it's a kind of baking where you get the white powders mixed up.

 

[telectrix]

Maybe it's a kind of baking where you get the white powders mixed up.

them white powders get up your nose.

 

[ipf]

Sorry, that's too mature for me, I much prefer the younger stuff - of legal age now

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Just wondering. A couple of 10mm/6 lugs in the background. Were you thinking of using a bit of imagination and getting those involved.....somewhere?