meeting in a pub are an englishman a scotsman, a welshman and an irishman.
chatting over a beer or 3, they get round to discussing christian names.
" I was born on St. George's Day. patron saint of enland, so my parents named me "George"".
funny, says the welshman. " I was born on St.David's Day, so I was named David, or Dai for short"
scotsman pipes up ( see the funny there? pipes =piper = bagpipes):
I was born on st. andrews day, so I was named Andrew".
so then the 3 of them shout up........
"what's your name paddy?"
irishman responds..............
"Pancake".