Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[pirate]

One is fat and ugly and death would be long and lingering and painful...

the other is a shark

 

[Baddegg]

have to make you walk the plank in diane abbott infested waters then.

I’ll take the yardarm...

 

[telectrix]

one day we'll all lok like this:

 

[telectrix]

sums up american intelligence.

 

[pirate]

first time I've seen the words "American" and "intelligence" in the same sentence...
before anyone says it, it's a phrase, not a sentence, ok?

 

[littlespark]

It kind of loses the joke when the U.K. had the same sort of mass gatherings in Liverpool for the football and London for BLM demonstrations.

the only reason trump decided to wear a mask last week was because someone said he looked like the Lone Ranger.
For someone that obviously protects his eyes when he’s on the sunbed, you think he would be safety conscious in other areas

 

[Mike Johnson]

Let's hope he isn't and wont be able to procreate anymore.

 

[OnlQQker]

Here Comes The Signs...

 

[OnlQQker]

I'm impressed by the extra effort Lidl's staff have been putting in to be helpful during the pandemic.

Some of them have even started to learn English.

 

[OnlQQker]

Here's a new one...

 

[davesparks]

And three words

 

[OnlQQker]

Career change time

 

[OnlQQker]

Need a plumber?

 

[telectrix]

sure that's a wet-pants (he's too clean) and not a sparks looking for sockets under sink?

 

[richy3333]

No spark would be caught wearing a G string ?