Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[Zerax]

One of my daughters came home from school and asked what about people that don’t celebrate Christmas? Can they take a different 5 days for their own celebrations?

errr... No. We are a Christian country that celebrates Christmas every year... if you don't wish to partake (as I don't), that's up to you.

 

[littlespark]

errr... No. We are a Christian country that celebrates Christmas every year... if you don't wish to partake (as I don't), that's up to you.

Like it or not, there are many non Christians in the uk, and the government has to cater for all.

 

[Mike Johnson]

This is a keep it light thread chaps, let's not get political and spoil it.

 

[littlespark]

Helping my daughter with some homework this evening.

“A car is travelling at an average speed of 48 mph. How far will the train travel in 15 minutes?”

Teachers nowadays.

 

[pirate]

The train will probably still be in the station, so it's better to take the car...

 

[littlespark]

Unless the car is being pushed by the train, at 88mph and the year is 1885.

“Great Scott!”

 

[Zerax]

Hang on... is this the same say as a national rail strike ?

 

[telectrix]

Helping my daughter with some homework this evening.

“A car is travelling at an average speed of 48 mph. How far will the train travel in 15 minutes?”

Teachers nowadays.

not far after it's run over the car at an unmanned crossing.

 

[OnlQQker]

Over at The Whitehouse...

 

[telectrix]

here is a funny one:

 

[littlespark]

What a pair of ----.

 

[Mike Johnson]

And if it's below 0deg C they would be .....................

 

[littlespark]

Not long now.

We can say goodbye to 2020 and get back to worrying about eating something like this instead of Covid.

 

[Mike Johnson]

...............

 

[OnlQQker]

Down at the NatWest...
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