Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[Flanders]

Makes sense...
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Lol I think everyone at my school had one of them . If you lost your coat you just went to lost property and get another one

 

[Julie.]

Meanwhile...

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Should be using a torque wrench to tighten them!

Where's his basic training???

 

[Mike Johnson]

 

[Mike Johnson]

Disgusting, that dog does not know how to use a first person past participle correctly. ?

 

[telectrix]

what does youse expect? dog barks don't run to past participles, only to " i want food/pi$$/sleep/fuss." apart when the postman calls.then it's fun time for canines.

 

[Mike Johnson]

I got home last night to find doors ripped off their hinges and windows torn out of their fittings.

That's the last time I leave my advent calendar in the same room as my cat.

 

[telectrix]

1. The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

 

[OnlQQker]

Over at Milton Keynes council...

 

[littlespark]

1. The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

That’s bad, Tel.... you opened the cracker jokes too early.

 

[OnlQQker]

My son asked for a Nintendo Switch for Christmas and I couldn't find one anywhere...

 

[Mike Johnson]

Obviously not an original product the logo isn't central. ?

 

[telectrix]

Obviously not an original product the logo isn't central. ?

and it's listing to starboard. need pirate to pump the bilges.

 

[littlespark]

And my Samsung galaxy turned out to be a bar of chocolate.

 

[Mike Johnson]

Hmm Microwaved into the ear or eat chocolate, I think you got the best deal. ?

 

[Mike Johnson]