Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[OnlQQker]

Over at the Kremlins Christmas party..

 

[Mike Johnson]

and it's listing to starboard. need pirate to pump the bilges.

Landlubber, the switch is the prow therefore it's listing to Port. ️

 

[Mike Johnson]

 

[telectrix]

you never know with the NHS:

 

[Mike Johnson]

 

[Baddegg]

Words words words???

 

[OnlQQker]

New Christmas Covid Tests...

 

[pirate]

Ok, I was bored...
Have trouble telling your 1mm from your 1.5, or 2,5, or 4?
Cut a small length of each and bung 'em in a Wago as a ready guide.
Also on the Wago trail...
Keyrings!
I have a Van Vault which needs 2 keys, one at each end... so put both of them on a loop on a Wago. It keeps them together in your pocket, but really easy to release them.

 

[Baddegg]

 

[Flanders]

Working at a clinic the other day all the usual Covid saftey signs. Then found these on most of the chairs. I not sure what training I need to sit down !!!!

 

[OnlQQker]

Meanwhile, Over On Santa's Sleigh...

 

[telectrix]

not many know this. Santa had a reindeer called Henry... Henry the brown nosed reindeer. he was second in line behind Rudolph ( of the red nose), but Rudolph lliked sprouts and beans, so Henry got the benefit of Rudolph's wet farts, hence Henry the brown nosed reindeer.

 

[static zap]

I not sure what training I need to sit down !!!!

I've seen the office situation training ...
2 x CO extinguishers and a crash helmet - Funny what is actually on TV
.. not even youtube .. Brainiacs ..

 

[Mike Johnson]

New Christmas Covid Tests...

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Sometimes I need a Babble fish to understand some of the posts on here.

 

[littlespark]

Sometimes I need a Babble fish to understand some of the posts on here.

Babel fish.... babble is something else.