Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)
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Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating. She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?" I replied: "He can smell she is ready. That's how nature works." We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe. Again my girlfriend asked: "How does the ram know when the ewe is ready for sex?" I replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready." We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow. My girlfriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?" I said: "Oh, yes; it's nature. All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex." Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye. She said: "Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19." Surprised, "Why do you say that?" I asked her. She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of smell."
Don't know if I have posted this before, but worth another look:
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loz2754
What a luvly pair ... ... of lights
That's either bad design, or very, very good design!
Depends wether it’s the daughters room or sons room I suppose??
Boris Johnson jealous of Yvette Amos only having one c*ck in her cabinet
Parody Prime Minister Boris Johnson has admitted that he feels an envy bordering on jealousy for internet sensation Yvette Amos as she has only one cock in her cabinet.
newsthump.com
A bit dry , just my sense of humour (and his mix ?)
Came across this today for about the third time, its still very funny.
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