Dilemma. Talking to women...

[Spoon]

Just seen this and I thought I'd give it a bash.. (No funny comments)
But being shy I was wondering what to chat about.. I really like comp games so I thought of asking:
When you are playing '7 Days to Die' do you prefer exploding the zombies heads with a baseball bat or using the shotgun???
I'm sure every women would love my question.
Any thoughts?

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

Neve know anna might have been Andy in a past life. You can talk about whether you prefer to pee sitting or standing up. On a serious note my mate worked in ukraine in security. He met a ukrainian girl and she is great. They have been married 4 years now and have a baby. They arent all money grabbers and con artists.

 

[Spoon]

One of my female mates pee's standing up sometimes.. OK she uses one of them pee gadgets for when she is watching concerts. Forgot the name of them..

 

[Andy5678]

She wee

 

[Spoon]

She wee

That's the bugger..

 

[Rpa07]

She wee

Yes she does, standing up - don’t you listen?

 

[Andy5678]

Tend to switch off sometimes when women speak

 

[Spoon]

Tend to switch off sometimes when women speak

Only 'sometimes' ??

 

[Spoon]

 

[The Ghost]

Dear @Spoon, as an experienced man of the world I would advise you that the line of questioning you are putting forward is not the best approach. Try something simpler like "Get your coat girl, you've just pulled" or "D'ye fancy a (insert preferred word)" This has the benefit of no time wasted and sorts out the time wasters from the genuinely romantic types.

 

[Spoon]

Dear @Spoon, as an experienced man of the world I would advise you that the line of questioning you are putting forward is not the best approach. Try something simpler like "Get your coat girl, you've just pulled" or "D'ye fancy a (insert preferred word)" This has the benefit of no time wasted and sorts out the time wasters from the genuinely romantic types.

How will "D'ye fancy a Wago terminal box" work???

 

[KEV 1 N]

How will "D'ye fancy a Wago terminal box" work???

Just quote some electrical regulations to them....that usually knocks em bandy!

 

[FatAlan]

Be wary if she starts asking for money to pay urgent medical bills or for her air fare to meet you in Dubai paid for by Western Union or MoneyGram transfer to her cousin in Accra

 

[Wilko]

I would like to chat, but not to the bloke that'll likely be on the other end of that line

 

[Deleted member 104825]

<SNIP>or MoneyGram transfer to her cousin

It would need to be moneygram transfer to get HER TWIN or no deal?