Dilemma. Talking to women...

[Squid]

i dont have to prove that though lol she got that

The bank statements rolled up and shoved in your pants?!! ;o))))))

Always keep the lights turned on for the first time to see the quality of the goods as an Irn Bru or rolled up bank statements can be a disappointment lol....

 

[elsparko]

The bank statements rolled up and shoved in your pants?!! ;o))))))

Always keep the lights turned on for the first time to see the quality of the goods as an Irn Bru or rolled up bank statements can be a disappointment lol....

wads of £100s

 

[Squid]

A real man never boasts.......

 

[elsparko]

A real man never boasts.......

of course they do

 

[Spoon]

I never boast about my stunning good looks.....

 

[Squid]

of course they do

If you have to boast no wonder you meet dodgy fat Scots lasses with mental health issues (thats 90% of Scottish women which has been scientifically proven) just be honest and don't walk around like,

 

[elsparko]

If you have to boast no wonder you meet dodgy fat Scots lasses with mental health issues (thats 90% of Scottish women which has been scientifically proven) just be honest and don't walk around like,

its not so much boasting, as it is blatantly obvious im not shy of a bob or two.

 

[Squid]

Next you'll be telling us your net worth.

 

[Spoon]

its not so much boasting, as it is blatantly obvious im not shy of a bob or two.

If you have any spare money then you can send it my way...

 

[elsparko]

Next you'll be telling us your net worth.

 

[Squid]

Old joke I have those at home..........

 

[elsparko]

 

[LeeH]

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Just seen this and I thought I'd give it a bash.. (No funny comments)
But being shy I was wondering what to chat about.. I really like comp games so I thought of asking:
When you are playing '7 Days to Die' do you prefer exploding the zombies heads with a baseball bat or using the shotgun???
I'm sure every women would love my question.
Any thoughts?

Was this a forum advert by any chance?!

 

[Spoon]

Was this a forum advert by any chance?!

Yes... I keep seeing them.
There is one of a poor girl who looks like she has bought a top too small, that can't fasten at the top and also got the best wonder bra, that would give my little moobs the best look ever..
Not sure whats its about as it's not in English... I'm presuming it's a 'complaint' advert...

 

[Wilko]

You want the Bersaglieri and don't forget the Roman Empire that conquered most of the known world.

Loved the vid !
Especially the chap right at the end - he was having a great time !