Dilemma. Talking to women...

[JK-Electrical]

If you have to boast no wonder you meet dodgy fat Scots lasses with mental health issues (thats 90% of Scottish women which has been scientifically proven) just be honest and don't walk around like,

And always avoid women who have an insatiable appetite for kebabs:

 

[Spoon]

Yes... I keep seeing them.
There is one of a poor girl who looks like she has bought a top too small, that can't fasten at the top and also got the best wonder bra, that would give my little moobs the best look ever..
Not sure whats its about as it's not in English... I'm presuming it's a 'complaint' advert...

She's back... How I've missed her..