Dilemma. Talking to women...

[SparkyChick]

This thread is so funny... every time I check it there's a new post to make me chuckle

 

[Squid]

This thread is so funny... every time I check it there's a new post to make me chuckle

You are a woman its no surprise, the bravado of the male species on a forum is unbelievable so macho so strong I bet when you meet in real life you'll just get a low voiced peep out of most members whilst they look down in to their half a larger shandy.

If you want a real man pop down to London and go on a night out with a man of Polish heritage....... Vodka and Polish grilled sausage all nite long..........

 

[Squid]

Bet the above gets deleted lol

 

[Spoon]

You are a woman its no surprise, the bravado of the male species on a forum is unbelievable so macho so strong I bet when you meet in real life you'll just get a low voiced peep out of most members whilst they look down in to their half a larger shandy.

If you want a real man pop down to London and go on a night out with a man of Polish heritage....... Vodka and Polish grilled sausage all nite long..........

lmao... Yes, cause I'm soooo quite... Like a little mouse.

 

[Spoon]

If you want a real man pop down to London and go on a night out with a man of Polish heritage....... Vodka and Polish grilled sausage all nite long..........

Forget about the Polish. You need a bloke who's half Italian... Great in bed and also can run backwards very fast....

 

[Squid]

You want the Bersaglieri and don't forget the Roman Empire that conquered most of the known world.

 

[Spoon]

You want the Bersaglieri and don't forget the Roman Empire that conquered most of the known world.

Romans.......... What have the Romans ever done for us?

 

[static zap]

What have the Romans ever done for us?

Plumbers ?

 

[Squid]

Romans.......... What have the Romans ever done for us?

put a smile on your wife face......... ;o)))))

 

[Richard Burns]

You just need to keep talking about the things you know:
Hello baby, so long as there is low resistance I will be done in 0.4s
I really know how to turn things on.
I am very good at putting long straight things into small holes, I can do hundreds a day.
I love stripping.
I can make you scream, (just hold these two IR probes)
I love getting down to earth.
I can light up your life.
I am into SPDs and bonding.
I always use protective devices.
I know all about selection and erection.
Do you need any in service inspection and testing?
I have extensive rules for special locations.

 

[gnuuser]

Its your wife "testing" you.

if she is the the only answer you need is
yes dear! (any married bloke knows sooner or later these are the only words you need to speak)!
(if you can get a word in edgewise)

 

[Squid]

You just need to keep talking about the things you know:
Hello baby, so long as there is low resistance I will be done in 0.4s
I really know how to turn things on.
I am very good at putting long straight things into small holes, I can do hundreds a day.
I love stripping.
I can make you scream, (just hold these two IR probes)
I love getting down to earth.
I can light up your life.
I am into SPDs and bonding.
I always use protective devices.
I know all about selection and erection.
Do you need any in service inspection and testing?
I have extensive rules for special locations.

You can't afford any new shoes, handbags, makeup, clothes, kitchen, bathroom, house as Carillion haven't paid me.................

They gave me this sports car instead..........

 

[elsparko]

Neve know anna might have been Andy in a past life. You can talk about whether you prefer to pee sitting or standing up. On a serious note my mate worked in ukraine in security. He met a ukrainian girl and she is great. They have been married 4 years now and have a baby. They arent all money grabbers and con artists.

all the british females ive been with have been money grabbing con artists, i call them "fairweather friends" because as soon as ---- hits the fan they are nowhere to be seen, only when times are good

i had an ex who knew exactly why i had 60 grand cars at the age of 19, as soon as she was with me for a bit she was on about selling the car and getting something she could drive too LOL.

she also thought because i didnt spend thousands on her that i had no money, i sent her a screenshot of my bank account and other investments, im sure she regrets it as she has about doubled in weight and is with some total mongpiece that hasnt got 2 pennies to rub together

 

[Squid]

all the british females ive been with have been money grabbing con artists, i call them "fairweather friends" because as soon as **** hits the fan they are nowhere to be seen, only when times are good

i had an ex who knew exactly why i had 60 grand cars at the age of 19, as soon as she was with me for a bit she was on about selling the car and getting something she could drive too LOL.

she also thought because i didnt spend thousands on her that i had no money, i sent her a screenshot of my bank account and other investments, im sure she regrets it as she has about doubled in weight and is with some total mongpiece that hasnt got 2 pennies to rub together

You sent her a screen shot of your investments and bank balance, uncouth peasant, I just send them a photo of my fat throbbing 12" member as thats enough.........

 

[elsparko]

You sent her a screen shot of your investments and bank balance, uncouth peasant, I just send them a photo of my fat throbbing 12" member as thats enough.........

i dont have to prove that though lol she got that