Dodgy trade pictures for your amusement! - 1 Million Views!

[Darkwood]

Right ... Just been nudged to set this up by Paul.M and sounds a good idea following recent threads I've done in the Arms..

Rules....No Offensive material... edit if required before posting as this is the public arena.
Anything to do with the trade or in and around it ...H&S pic's welcome.



I've posted this a few times and this is at a mates house following a kitchen refirb several yrs ago. mg_smile:

 

[mainline]

Damn, I was wondering where I left my cig's, they were only 20p a packet when lost.

 

[Midwest]

Damn, I was wondering where I left my cig's, they were only 20p a packet when lost.

Sorry, I suspect that cig box contains our @telectrix plans for the rewire, that never materialised

 

[Dave OCD]

I wonder if the cowboy that did this lot will come back for his cigarettes!

Top tips I've taken from this job:

1. If you ever run out of fuse wire. Just use some copper instead.....
2. Can't be arsed to wire a circuit properly? Just borrow a neutral from within the CU and cut the live & CPC off
3. Pesky water bond getting in the way? Just cut it off....
4. Lost the screws to the consumer unit cover... just use socket screws and break the mounting point.
5. Broke the cover of your CU? Hold it together with some tape.

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That is atrocious - the wire should be wound clockwise under the fuse screws ! I bet the cig packet was empty ?

 

[Dave OCD]

I worked as a subby on student let refurb, converting from 3 bed terraced house to 5 bed student house. Your pics reminded me. The house was probably 2-300 years old. The muck/dust in the floor/ceiling voids was something else, like grey soot. Place was completely gutted. Learnt to wait until the plumbers fitted their pipework, before we did our job. The only criticisms I had was locating the CU high up by the front door. Testing was a nightmare, have to keep getting off steps to let trades pass.

Good luck.

It's always the way, as soon as you're on a steps just inside a doorway it turns into the pedestrian equivalent of the M25.

 

[mainline]

It's always the way, as soon as you're on a steps just inside a doorway it turns into the pedestrian equivalent of the M25.

The last time I was in that situation, a lady cleaner brushed herself against me as she went by and said, " You will have to marry me now" her face reminded me of a woodcutters bench btw

 

[DPG]

The last time I was in that situation, a lady cleaner brushed herself against me as she went by and said, " You will have to marry me now" her face reminded me of a woodcutters bench btw

Haven't heard that phrase for ages. My favourite is 'like a bulldog licking p---- off a nettle'

 

[littlespark]

Haven't heard that phrase for ages. My favourite is 'like a bulldog licking p---- off a nettle'

“Like a bulldog chewing a wasp”

 

[Dave OCD]

Or a bulldog chewing a wasp.

 

[Dave OCD]

“Like a bulldog chewing a wasp”

Beaten to it quicker than a tripping RCD.

 

[DPG]

Or a bulldog chewing a wasp.

The Scottish chap bet you to that one

 

[DPG]

Beaten to it quicker than a tripping RCD.

Ooh I like that phrase. I'll remember that one.
Come to think of it my Mrs mentioned something similar when we were in bed the other night.....

 

[Dave OCD]

Yeah the tw@t lol. Fastest finger first.

 

[Dave OCD]

'If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave its @rse and teach it to walk backwards'.

 

[DPG]

This is going to go downhill rapidly I feel.

 

[DPG]

Yeah the tw@t lol. Fastest finger first.

She said that as well