Electrical Definitions

[Kamikaze]

IR testing? No, I'll get my coat

Given the current definitions IR Testing must mean: Testing the thermal underwear given to her before drinkies. It’s her that is supposed to wear them you fool….lol

 

[topquark]

Dad!, I think I got it wrong again

 

[Kamikaze]

Electrician: A switch doctor who wires for money.

Electrocution: A burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.

No brainer: A decision in hindsight, which was obvious to those who failed to make it.

 

[Christhesparky]

commando plug..... something to do to a girl with no knickers.

Shouldnt that be commando socket

 

[Kamikaze]

Bureaucracy: A method for transforming energy into solid waste.

Bureaucrat: A person who cuts red tape sideways.

Weirdsheedometer: A device for measuring and detecting the activities of bureaucrats.

 

[Paul.M]

Rule of thumb:- if your thumb smells and your fingers don't, your inspecting the wrong socket.

 

[Kamikaze]

Workaholic: Electrician who says "Thank God it's Monday!"

 

[Kamikaze]

Man-hour: A sexist, obsolete measure of macho effort, equal to 60 Kiplings. :biggrin:

 

[Des 56]

Control wire is a Copper with a Taser

Buried cable 1930-2011 R.I.P (Dead metal)

Polyphase is a middle aged Parrot

Twisted pair are Fred and Rose Evans

 

[Kamikaze]

Capitalism: Man exploiting man, as compared with socialism, which is the reverse.

 

[Paul.M]

On Site Guide:- A to Z version of the world atlas.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Rule of thumb:- if your thumb smells and your fingers don't, your inspecting the wrong socket.

You've got your hand the wrong way round if they don't both smell of anchovies:19::earmuffs:

 

[Kamikaze]

Summary of the inspection: The point at which somebody got tired of thinking about the test and inspection and called an end to it. :yes:

 

[Knobhead]

Twisted pair: foreman and his sidekick picking faults in a perfect installation!

 

[Knobhead]

As an aside to the above, the foreman along with sidekick came sticking there noses in to a job where I was installing a new MCC. We’ve just been to look at a brand new plant and all they have for the control is a single TWISTED PAIR going around the entire place.

I was rolling on the floor going purple in the face View attachment 7715