Great Quotes...............

[GBDamo]

"your average american is pretty stupid, just remember 50% are more stupid still"

Bill Ritter, an old Texan friend.

 

[Baddegg]

The more time I spend with people the more I like my dog
Mark Twain

 

[ruston]

And another from Winnie. This is for @Starjack .

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

 

[telectrix]

I serve 3 types of meal..... frozen, microwave, and takeaway.

Mrs . Tel. last night when I asked what was for dinner.

 

[Rpa07]

‘To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.’
Lady Bracknell - The importance of being Ernest.

 

[GBDamo]

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

Mark Twain

 

[telectrix]

“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”
-Marilyn Monroe

 

[GBDamo]

“The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.”


“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.”

“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”

Mark Twain,

I Like Mark Twain

 

[telectrix]

“Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it.”

-Salvador Dali

 

[Silly Sausage]

Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon. It'll just knock over all the pieces, ---- on the board, and strut about like it's won anyway.

 

[westward10]

Old age is a lonely island surrounded by the waters of death.

Me

 

[Leesparkykent]

The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bulls**t reason as to why you can’t achieve it.

Jordan Belfort....wolf of Wall Street lol

 

[Wilko]

Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon. It'll just knock over all the pieces, **** on the board, and strut about like it's won anyway.

The version of this I was schooled in -
Never wrestle with a pig, you get covered in sh1te and the pig enjoys it ... I heard it from my Dad, who probably learned it first hand.

 

[littlespark]

“We came, we saw... we kicked it’s ---!”

Peter Venkman

 

[The Ghost]

A wise man knows a hippopotamus can't sting but he would still rather be sat upon by a bee.
Banacek